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A lame people that claim to be better than everyone else and switch around words. All of there foods are sauce, cheese, anf noodles or dough.
Germans are better.
Hey, pass the gravy for the spaghetti, will you?

Italians are lame.
by Hail Hitler? February 20, 2009

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The most fucking annoying people on the planet. When you say you don't live in Italy you mean it.
God that damn Italian stole my car!
by *...Nukin...* September 19, 2007

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italian
What's true/what's false about us:
1. Italians have at least 5 children
2. Italian-Americans are like Italian
3. Family ties are important. We are crazy about Italian food (pizza, pasta, tiramis├╣, gelato and all the rest)
4. Spaghetti with meatballs is an Italian dish.

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1. Totally false. The avarage is like 1 child (MAX. 2). we have one of the lowest growth birth on earth.
2. False!! We perceive them as sort of 'strangers', mixed up cretures that just speak two or three Italian words (or worse an old local southern dialect!!!) and do not have any idea of what Italy has become.
3. That's true. :)))
4. Whaaaaaat???? this is really offensive. I've never seen anything like that in Italy in 30 years. When I first saw that dish in the USA I almost puked. And also the ZITI: they are used in southern Italy (and I didn't know they existed till I saw them in the USA). The most common type of pasta is penne or spaghetti.
Anyway... the idea you have from Italy abroad derives mostly from southern Italian people, or what they were like 40 years ago (as you probably know there is a huge difference between southrn and northern Italy). Mafia does not exist in central and northern Italy, I know about it as much as an avarage American does.
an Italian is an Italian is an Italian is an Italian
by Elena______ January 07, 2006

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an itialian can be summed up in one word: Flawless.
we are truely the best. if you think otherwise then you are WRONG and should therefore go to hell.
that francesco varoli is the hariest italian i know. his mother is a milf and a half.
by RAABSKI December 07, 2005

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A people which is Nuffin special...y u american people like so much italians??? we'r just like u or others, not better..im ashamed 2 be italian...mafia, mangia-spaghetti... ma muder fortunately's australian...dey're hard-workin'!australia: the best country in tha universe!!! Aussie Aussie Oi oi oi!!
Mate: Hey, r u italian?
Me: yes, but i consider myself australian...i hate italy and his people!
by BallTillYaFall October 10, 2008

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139
Italian People. . .

"Ohhhhhh! We are like so cool!!! Ohhhhh!!! We like make the best food!!! And ohhhh the Woman are like gorgeous!!!!"

Well lemme tell you my statement to the Italians. . .

- Hey! I'm Italian and I am the bet person in the world!

- No you're not! That Hungarian guy just kicked your ass!

- *Italian Person Sobbing*
Italian Person: Hey Everyone! Look at me I'm Italian and I'm like sooooo Coooooooooool!!!!!!!

Hungarian Person: If you're so cool why did I just kick your ass at every Sport?
by Hungarian Ninjas September 20, 2007

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"The most respected culture around"
Yeah, I wonder why that is. Oh yeah, probably because if you don't respect them they'll whack you because they're in the mafia! Capisce? How bout some pasta eh?!
Damn! look at that italian!
Yeah, she's hot, but her dad's probably in the mafia and have you whacked, so watch your ass.

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