I read the joke of an idiot below..that was something like"italian guys(talking about football):We are the best!
Other guy(talking about Culture,engineering,tennis,basketball etc):are you sure?

Oh really you want talk about culture?Where are you from guy?If you are from Greece or Egypt we can talk about culture,if you are from somewhere else part of the world,you better stick to think you are better than italians in tennis....
Anyone can dare to say he has a better culture than Italy being not ashamed of himself maybe an idiot who has never opened an history book....
have you ever heard of Machiavelli?Da Vinci?Michelangel?Galilei?Dante?Marcus Aurelius?Virgil?Cato?Umberto Eco?
Maybe the only one who can't talk about cultures is you here,cause you shown us you have none.
Let's go again....Engineer?What kind of engineer?
If Eu didn't block us we were to build the Messina's bridge,and you can be sure that despite many countries who ask for italian engineers we would have built it by ourselves..Want to talk about Ferrari engineers?
Aviation?what the fuck have to do with a society?LOL Switzerland has barely an army...and italian aviation is good anyway.

Military?Well not a great performance in WWII,but we fought for 3 years against the whole world while France gave up after 3 weeks and english had american big brother by their side.
Moreover today Usa and England bitches for our soldiers in every place they go..weird isn't it?
Technology?Uhmm our spatial agency is one of the best in Europe together with France,and the last flight of Shuttle had a sofisticated italian module over there....
italian scientists are the most appreciated at Cern when it come to recreate the earth's big bang.
We have a lot of medals,comparing numbers of people with medal we overclass Usa too...
Italy is ranked 3 in the world for number of gold medals....
Germany 4th,England 5th and France 6th..lol
Motor Bikes?want to talk about that or Valentino Rossi maybe?


Anyway italians are great we only have to fight on a daily basis with idiots with no culture and brain who have never opened an history book or a newspaper.....that's all...

A foreigner guy(talking to an italian):Look,i have never read a book but i'm sure Italy has no culture nor anything...
An italian guy(repling him):That's funny i read lot of books and i can state the same about your country.
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Best people in the world. Why? no reasons. We just are.
I'm Italian
by ...JeSSicA... April 10, 2004
A really smart, good-looking Mediterranean person with kick-ass food, families, and values.
There are only two kinds of people, Italians and those who wish they were.
by A-Man October 19, 2003
Can't make their mind up if there white people or not. Beautiful country. The women are fucking awesome too...
by Brancato August 06, 2003
italian, proud honest valued good people , the best food in all the land and have the worst temper imaginable. do not fuck with us. "salute" to any other italians reading this.
family orriented good natured people of italy or scicly.sono fiero essere italiano
by art_grando November 04, 2004
An incredibly cultured people who work hard and are not considered white by white people and yet not considered minorities to the WASP-ass government.
Sometimes get a bad rep because of movies and shows where they are depicted as gangsters. Italian women are strong-willed, hard-working, and completey hot just like Irish and Black women. Usually have beautiful olive skin and dark hair. Italian men love their families and work hard and many are incredibly intelligent, despite what it shows in the movies. Leonardo DiVinci, an Italian man, was one of the smartest men in the world. Italians are also great artists. An Italian discovered America, an Italian named America, the Italians slave to make a better life while WASPs like Peter kick us in the face. And don't sit there rolling your eyes, whities, because I know you would support this if another minority wrote this, but simply because you think I'm Italian you blow this off. "I'll pretend to give a rats ass about what blacks and asians say because it's the cool thing to do, but I don't care about Italians." You're hypocrites. All minorities, Italians, blacks, hispanics, need to come together.
Italian power! Minorities unite!
by I am here April 15, 2005
The sworn immortal enemies of Dr. Atkins
New York
by Cortical Homunculus May 14, 2004
The most respected culture around...Hated by those only who wish to be like us...Those who only say were good for pasta is worthless...No worthless empires rule the world for hundreds of years...Shout to my REAL Guido brothers...Not you fake ghetto FUBU wannabes
Im so lucky to have a tan 24/7
by 100percentGuido June 08, 2005
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