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THE BEST LANGUAGE IN THE UNIVERSE, italian australians are 1 of the best examples of italians outside italy, if it wasnt for us australia would have nothing. their history? yes, but when italians came here in the 40's we ruled and we still do now,taking all the woman and sweeping them off their feet aswell as mesmerizing audiences with our amazing culture. ITALIANS ROCK AND THATS ALL THAT MATTERS. gli italiani sono la razza più superiore......................FORZA AZZURI
Thank God For Italian Men

On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm..

The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails.

Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable!

Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then an Italian man stands up in the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time.

No one moves.

He removes his shirt.

Muscles ripple across his chest.

She gasps...

He whispers:
"Iron this, and get me something to eat.."
by SalvatoreG March 31, 2006
 
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Best people in the world. Why? no reasons. We just are.
I'm Italian
by ...JeSSicA... April 10, 2004
 
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A really smart, good-looking Mediterranean person with kick-ass food, families, and values.
There are only two kinds of people, Italians and those who wish they were.
by A-Man October 19, 2003
 
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Can't make their mind up if there white people or not. Beautiful country. The women are fucking awesome too...
by Brancato August 06, 2003
 
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italian, proud honest valued good people , the best food in all the land and have the worst temper imaginable. do not fuck with us. "salute" to any other italians reading this.
family orriented good natured people of italy or scicly.sono fiero essere italiano
by art_grando November 04, 2004
 
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An incredibly cultured people who work hard and are not considered white by white people and yet not considered minorities to the WASP-ass government.
Sometimes get a bad rep because of movies and shows where they are depicted as gangsters. Italian women are strong-willed, hard-working, and completey hot just like Irish and Black women. Usually have beautiful olive skin and dark hair. Italian men love their families and work hard and many are incredibly intelligent, despite what it shows in the movies. Leonardo DiVinci, an Italian man, was one of the smartest men in the world. Italians are also great artists. An Italian discovered America, an Italian named America, the Italians slave to make a better life while WASPs like Peter kick us in the face. And don't sit there rolling your eyes, whities, because I know you would support this if another minority wrote this, but simply because you think I'm Italian you blow this off. "I'll pretend to give a rats ass about what blacks and asians say because it's the cool thing to do, but I don't care about Italians." You're hypocrites. All minorities, Italians, blacks, hispanics, need to come together.
Italian power! Minorities unite!
by I am here April 15, 2005
 
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The sworn immortal enemies of Dr. Atkins
New York
by Cortical Homunculus May 14, 2004
 
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The most respected culture around...Hated by those only who wish to be like us...Those who only say were good for pasta is worthless...No worthless empires rule the world for hundreds of years...Shout to my REAL Guido brothers...Not you fake ghetto FUBU wannabes
Im so lucky to have a tan 24/7
by 100percentGuido June 08, 2005