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A cross between an Italian and a Mexican. Usually human in both appearance and nature, though one may, upon occasion, wonder. Itacans prefer a life of bitchery and constant whining. They are short and rather stocky. The culinary object of desire has been observed to be chalupas. Career choices involve opportunities to bitch a plenty, did I mention they bitch a lot?

A large majority of species is reported to be male.
"Hey, did you meet my new friend?"
"No, who is it?"
"His name is Dave, he's an Itacan."
by Cake and Pie November 25, 2007

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bitching cake chalupa italian itican mexican whining