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it wasn't me 

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Probably the best excuse for little kids/anyone to get away with something. Even if it was the victim, they still use that phrase "It wasn't me" no matter how much proof you have against them.
Man : Why did you take a dump next to my toilet?
Kid : It wasn't me!
Man : But I saw you doing it.
Kid : It wasn't me!
Man : Fine I'll just go beat up the dog then...
it wasn't me by darkmyst September 19, 2005
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It Wasn't Me 

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A hilarious 2000 reggae fusion song by Shaggy featuring RikRok.
Picture this, we were both butt-naked, bangin' on the bathroom floor... But she caught me on the counter (it wasn't me)/Saw me bangin' on the sofa (it wasn't me)/I even had her in the shower...(it wasn't me)/She even caught me on camera! (it wasn't me)

(It Wasn't Me)

WTF??? Shaggy is such a pervert!!!
It Wasn't Me by Cummy worm December 9, 2010
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it wasn't me • It wasn’t me • It wasn't even that complicated • It wasn't you • if it wasn't for my horse, i wouldn't have spent that year in college • It Isn't, It Wasn't, It Ain't Never Gonna Be • Better than it wasn't • oden wouldn't be oden if it wasn't boiled • Let's just say I wasn't mad about it • This was a long word that hopefully wasn't defined by someone in Urban Dictionary yet so don't define it too because I'm the first to define this long word

It wasn’t me 

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It is basically just I’m not Isaac
Let’s say fart wile watching coco in class all you have to say is It wasn’t me.
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It wasn't me 

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Hit 90s song by Shaggy, and also general stance taken by Hamas and wider Palestinians on the October 7th massacre, despite the perpetrators having filmed themselves commiting the atrocities and sharing videos on social media.
War criminal lawyer: This time and date stamped CCTV footage clearly shows you and your accomplice coldly gunning down an elderly Israeli in his Kibbutz.
Hamas war criminal: It wasn't me
It wasn't me by RandyRhoads84 December 19, 2023
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How bout dem knicks? 

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A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026
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Power Couple 

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A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
Word of the Day on June 7, 2026
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Shitdar

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Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026
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