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black where it counts 

A white guy who is hung like a black guy
black where it counts by A.Simo November 2, 2003

fatter where it counts 

A phrase a perverted guy says to a girl. Meaning he wants to smash her or meaning she has a nice ass.

Where it counts 

Biggest South Jersey band to ever hit the area. Featuring Bobby Selko, the only one who mattered.
LIR kid#1 'Did you mosh retarded to Where it counts tonight?"
LIR kid #2 'yes'
Where it counts by boobs1958392 March 11, 2009

“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!” 

“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”
“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”

“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!” 

What you say when your friend, Eren, does something gay with his socks on.
“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”

“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!” 

This is what you would say when Eren Yeager from Attack on Titan does something gay with you but he had socks on. This is usually when you assume the role of Armin Arlert from Attack on Titan.
“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”