It all comes out in the wash 

A metaphor commonly used around Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

Basically;

Sure you've made a mistake, but you can still cover it up or make up for it somehow.

Similar to when you make a mess on your clothes, but you're able to wash it out.

(Yinzer 1): Yinz see Ben Worthlessburger frig up that stillers game last Sunday?

(Yinzer 2): Ehhh f#@k it man, it all comes out in the wash.

It all comes out in the wash by SquidtheKidone October 14, 2020

it all comes back to pearl

used to describe when a conversation meanders its way back to an earlier point or topic.

Originally named after an egomaniacal college dropout who got the name "pearl" after having pearl-shaped implants inserted under the skin of his penis.

Party Guest 1: My web site uses cookies, but I don't call them cookies, I call them bananas...
Party Guest 2: What?
Party Guest 1: Bananas. Because my site uses a login form on various different portals, you can have two or three bananas from my site for completely different pages. My wife hates bananas with a passion. She refuses to eat them. Banana bread, even banana cookies...so you see, it all comes back to pearl.
Party Guest 2: WTF?

Party Guest 1: And another thing, since we're on the topic of global warming...you ever notice how when you're baking banana cookies it heats up the whole house?
Party Guest 2: Ah, I can see this coming back to pearl now...

it all comes back to pearl by jazzs3quence September 14, 2006

It all my fault

Obviously it is my fault the ex gf would never do ANYTHING wrong and "yep" its my fault. Also she never anything to make me feel bad or anything. And after we broke up her friends can call me a bitch but its fine i guess.

it all my fault

It all my fault by BIGG DIck October 31, 2022

it all circles back to whack 

A phrase that sums up the uroboros of fuckery everyone endures as a human being on this planet.

Usually said in response to a friend recounting a fucked up situation when no words suffice.

S: Remember how I told you last week that Dean wouldn’t stop talking about the “perfectly shaped hole” in the oak in the backyard? Well today I walked in on him...fucking the tree!
M: Can’t say I’m surprised. It all circles back to whack.

it all circles back to whack by Sickomonster December 28, 2020

It All Comes Down To Dick 

Theory explaining that sexual selection in Homo Sapiens is determined by the male’s sexual performance i.e. his ability to provide strong orgasm to females, which is mostly determined by penis size, shape, stiffness, endurance, etc . One of the main explanations for the fact that xenophobic circles are mainly populated by men with small penises and sexually frustrated women.

Milf #1: I’m sick of Derek’s racist slur. I just blocked him from my list. I can’t believe such an educated being xenophobic.

Milf #2: I’m sick of his fucktard mentality too, but you know, I kind a feel pity for the guy too. I guess it all comes down to dick.
Milf #1: what do you mean having pity for such a biggot?
Milf #2: Well you know, back in college he and I dated for a while and... Well I cheated on him with the first bick black dick I could find. And I know it wasn’t the first time this happened to him... And from what I understand it wasn’t the last time either.

It All Comes Down To Dick by Toilette March 30, 2015

ready to risk it all!

“Ready to risk it all!” describes a state of mind wherein an individual has completely lost all rationality and sense of inhibition in a situation that could quite possibly end or ruin his life or career forever. It’s all about: forbidden behavior in too public a place; with too many lights; too many cameras; and waaaaaaaay too many witnesses.

It was his last night as a bachelor and all of the dancers knew it. Redheads were is Kryptonite and by the time “Red” had finished her lap dance he was ready to risk it all!

ready to risk it all! by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 28, 2023

fuck it all

something said to express a vague, but intense, desperation or frustration with any or all of the following:

- the world
- yourself
- responsibilities
- everything you know
- a feeling
- religion(S)
- answers without questions
- questions without determination
- inability it seems to start anew
- fleeting
- loss of faith/wonder
- awareness of unawareness

human: (banging fist on ground) fuck it ALL, fuck it all...

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human: (laying on ground staring listlessly into nothing) fuck it all... fuck it all.

apathy ignorance despair wonderland insane insanity

fuck it all by exploreuncertain July 6, 2010