| 1. | park it up | ||
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Undercover for, "Spark it up", especially used when there are haters or rentals nearby. Refers to smoking a bowl of sweet, sweet chronic buds. "Yo, toss me a beer and then let's go park it up."
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| 2. | doobie time | ||
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1. time for the smoking or rolling of a doobie, (joint, marijuana cigarette).
2. time spent smoking said doobie. |
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| 3. | What A Fool Believes | ||
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1. a euphenism that basically means that stupid ignoramuses will believe stupid things, or practically anything for that matter. 2. a 1979 #1 hit for the Doobie Brothers. It's on the album "Minute by Minute" and in the liner note pages there is a large picture of a half-smoked reefer, doobie. This is the DOOBIE Brothers we're talking about here, right? How about them apples? 1. My girlfriend Elaine calls me up on the phone. She talks with me about many things and she tells me that Mindy (my ex from the previous year) has gone back to George for the sixth time (she broke up with me to get back to HIM) and she told Elaine that "this time it's for real and forever". Suddenly I calmy reply with the line "what a fool believeeeessss...". Elaine starts laughing on the other end and soon I do too. Hey, I didn't think about it, I just said it. more...
2. Timmy just heard from talk radio that Obama is going to censor the airwaves, send goon squads to every house to take away ALL our guns, establish a "socialist" agenda for America that will govern every aspect of our lives, and other wildideas. Timmy eats this bullshit all up, every bit of it. What a fool believes. 3. On a more tragic note, someone who got pink slipped in Pittsburgh shouted that ridiculous rumor about "Obama will take away all our firearms" before slaying four police |
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| 4. | take5roll1 | ||
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Let's take a break and do a number. Hey dude,it's break time,my advice is we take5roll1.
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| 5. | bong | ||
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a plastic or glass device, usually containing water, used to smoke the sacred herb. bongs will knock you off your ass faster than a doobie or pipe, somethin about em just hits harder and easier (the water cools the smoke so it's a lot less harsh on your throat) there's an art to packing a bowl, I swear to god. pack it right and a bong will burn through the whole bowl with one light
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| 6. | De-Stone | ||
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This is the time after you smoke a joint to enjoy your buzz before you have to get up and perform some task, like, doing the dishes, taking out the garbage, taking a shower, just about anything but sit and enjoy the buzz. Tom said "Suzy, it's time for the dog to go out." Suzy replied," I'll do it after I de-stone for awhile."
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| 7. | tokerbate | ||
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to masturbate while smoking a doobie Dude it's 4:20. time to tokerbate
Hey man you wanna leave me for awhile? I need to tokerbate. |
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