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995. Asians
Asians are just people from Asia.
I know some can have their ego or can be very annoying. But that's just individual, because not everybody hates asians.
And the jokes about tiny eyes, small penises, bad driving dont make sense, this is just judging about all asians, when it isnt even true, like, have you seen how all asians drive? This is impossible, because there are too many asians to control them. And the penises, even when they are SMALLER, why would you care, are you gay, our sizes is none of your business? And with the eyes, we can see enough. Thinking like this is just fking up the worldpeace. The Asians who think they're cool, and say like Azn4life and put "azn"in their in-game-name, and type with caps and normal letters, are just stupid. But that doesn't mean all asians do that. I've never seen a dutch asian doing that so much, so problably it's only in America,or different on all places, which make you white people or whatever having a bad impression about asia and their people.
Asians exists and you can't do anything about it, except accepting the fact that they exist. In the netherlands the white people problably think way different about asian than you americans. Which is, they're often nicer,that's what i can say by comparing.Maybe they can think the same way, but they're not that sad and pathetic to put the definitions in a dictionary, like what the hell? All this bullshyt just doesn't make sense. Asians are just people from asia, not more. There can be ...
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996. Roxanne
1. a slang name for crack cocaine. This is due to the "rock" nature of the drug.

2. a woman who "walks the streets for money" and doesn't "care if it's wrong or it's right". She is the title girl in the classic hit by the Police.

3. a girl mentioned in the pioneering 1984 rap tune "Roxanne, Roxanne" by UTFO. Several "answer" songs by other rappers came out.

4. a beautiful woman's name, sometimes shortened to "Roxy".
1. Elaine smoked some roxanne last night. When the drug wore off she crashed and spent all day today in the sack.

2. ... told you once, I won't tell you again, it's a bad way
ROXXXXXXANNE! You don't have to put on the red light...

3. a female rapper dubbing herself as "Roxanne" made a song in answer to the club hit by UTFO.

4. stay away from Roxanne. She's a maneater.
997. Twilight
The worst book to ever grace it's cover onto the world. It has no meaning, no plot or story line, and the only reason people went to see the movie is that the guy who played whatshisface Edward was "SOOO HAWT OMG!!!". To sum the book and movie up, it's a chick flick about a fantasy world that will never exist. If you disagree, go to hell and come back to reality.
Me: What the hell is all this twilight crap about?
Guy 1: I don't know, they're all horny and orgamsic about it.
Fangirl: OMGEEZY, EDWARD IS SO HAWT, I WANT TO RAPE HIM!!!!!
Me: Uhh, go get a life and lose a few pounds, eh?
Guy 2: BURN!!!! Oh, and don't say omgezzy, you sound gay.
Fangirl: *cries* I'M GOING TO EAT UNTIL I CAN'T FEEL ANYTHING!!!
Me: You go do that.
998. ugly sister competition
Being offered the choice between bad and worse.
"The salvation of the pound is that its problem is not a pound-specific problem," he said. "It's an ugly sister competition and at the moment we're looking the ugliest. But if you sell the pound, what will you buy?" (The New York Times, Jan. 21st, 2009)
999. Asshole
People that piss you off and don't give a fuck about it.
12yr old girl: Dad? Can you sign this permission form so i can run in the ING?
dad: No.
12yr old girl: Why?
Dad: you might get raped
12yr old girl: I'm 12!
Dad: Too Bad
*girl walks away*
12yr old girl:(whispers under breath) Asshole
1000. Is School Worth It
"Is really worth it, will it all go to waste..." Yes it will, according to the Law of Reality created by Doctor Randy and Heston. Excelling in school will not guarantee happiness in life neither success. Success and happiness can only be determined and finally possessed thru ones understanding of what they want and comparing and contrast their needs and altering them to fit God’s will.
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