|36.||Dope Dude Nation|
Dope Dude Nation consists of two MC's with unique style and stage presence. William "Will Is Chillin" Daniels was born and raised on the Northwest side of Chicago and has been in love with Hip-Hop since an early age. He began his music career using a free beatmaking software to make beats. With over two hundred beats to his name, he began his quest for a exceptionally talented MC to complement his beats. In his quest, he stumbled upon Denzell "EJ3" Jackson, a Chicago rapper known for his very personal rhymes and witty punchlines. With the Nation complete, they began to spend countless days perfecting their sound. At first glance, they seemedto be a gimmick by their peers, due to the fact Will is a white rapper and Denzell has a VERY unique style and personality. But in time they gained respect for their talents as producers and MCs. Now a well oiled machine, Dope Dude Nation continues to produce meaningful and heartfelt music for their devoted fanbase. DDN FUX WITH IT
Will and Elroy are DDN, DDN is Dope, Fuck the World, Fuck School, Fuck Ya Life, Bitch Mob To the Fullest... Dope Dude Nation
|37.||Shit-Ass Pet fuckers|
An infamous chain of pet stores. They've reached popularity by having the employees be excessively rude to whoever enters a Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers store; the most common greeting being, "Get the fuck out of here, you idiot!" that is usually accompanied by being kicked out.more...
Some have managed to get past the rude employees to find that there is only one can of dog food in each store, and it costs a million dollars. Nobody has ever bought one.
Another calling card of Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers is that they fuck your pet if you ever go into the store. If you didn't bring your pet when going in, they'll find it and fuck it, wherever it is.
All Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers stores have a trademark of having a gigantic yellow sign accompanying each building that reads, "Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers" in big letters.
Even though Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers has never made a profit, business is going great for them. Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers has several million stores all over the country and is showing no signs of ever going out of business. They have Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers buildings neighboring other Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers buildings they are doing so well. Every Star-Bucks coffee shop has at least five Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers surrounding them.
Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers has received several complaints and demands of changing their strategies and ethics, all to no avail. It seems that Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers will be around for decades longer.
something everyone should just shut the fuck up about, and the mayans didnt even predict the end of the world they predicted we would enter a different dimension where we would all become smarter and become more advanced organisms theres always some apocalypse theory that everyone is freakin out over and when that time comes along and nothing happens, everyone feels stupid and yet the same thing happens again, and again, and again theres actually already a theory thats gonna rise to the surface after 2012 doesnt happen scientists have already stated that a meteor is on course to hit earth in 2036, which also wont happen because either the gas giants' gravity will throw it off in a different direction, the earth wont be in the same location it is, or it will burn up and break apart before it gets to us, and as soon as this doesnt happen theres gonna be a new apocalypse theory, so if you believe all this shit you should have your ass kicked, have fun being paranoid for your entire life dumbass.
guy1: dude it's almost 2012
guy2: shut the hell up, dumbass
Worst movie in the world. The books were okay, but then the movie twisted them beyond recognition. They suck, the love story sucks, the guys aren't hot, the girl isn't hot, they don't look anything like how they are described in the damn book, and for gods and goddesses sake.. VAMPIRES DONT SPARKLE!!!! Edward is a fairy, Jacob is a shapeshifting pussy, and Bella is a BIG hypocrit.
"IdiotGirl: *GASP* did you see twilight?!?!?! Edward is sooo gorgeous...
Me: Fuck no. its horrible. it will burn your eyes. it will revive your soul after i get you."
Annita is a girl who will rock your world, especially in the bedroom. She is a Taurus so she knows what she wants and how to get it. This is the kind of bitch who gets high as much as she can and is fucking chill when she is. She doesn't need presents or money, all she wants is a good time. She has a great body and knows how to use it. You lie to her and you're done. She is down with respect and isn't afraid to speak her mind. She's lived a hard life so she knows whats up. You either love this chick or you hate her.. Either way, she is amazing.
Boy: Damn that girl Annita is fine.
Other boy: HEY! This kid wants you, he thinks you're fine as hell!
Annita: I know I am, and I don't need no man.
|41.||6 Nations Ellis|
This foul creature comes out once a year at the beginning of February. Once he has finished thawing from his winter hibernation he recalls as many facts about the Wales National Rugby team as he can and regurgitates them into the world.
He cares not if you are interested, listening or even conscious he will pierce your delicate mind with as much rugby bullshit as he possibly can for he is only out in the real world for 6 short weeks before he hibernates once again to reminisce about Wales and their former glory.
What ever you do, do NOT initiate any conversation with this monster for the next 6 weeks as it will all end the same , "Wales has won three Six Nations Grand Slam in eight years"
"Oh shit, 6 Nations Ellis is back..."
"Fuck off 6 Nations Ellis I don't want to talk about the Wales squad from 1971"
Acronym - Too 'Next-Level' for you.
1)Acknowledgment that all or part of the conversation is going completely over the other persons head. also see over your head
2)A claim to ones own abilities (skill, speed, power or intellect), or those of a certain group, in contrast to another especially in light of possible competition. also see next level
3)A claim that the person in not ready for what is coming or will find it too difficult. also see noob
MagnetFanBoy: i tryed to save the world with cpu fans and magnets but failed... hard... FREE ENERGY IS FAKE! AND SO ARE UNICORNS!!
RoboSolar: i would post a link to a video where a guy made a solar powered robotic unicorn, rode it to your house, and made it piss on your bed... but thats 2NL4U! p.s. wash your sheets.
BlackOps2 Zombies "auuuuhhhg, slow down, we cant keep uhhhpp"
FPSGamer "Do you even lift, brah?! IM 2NL4U!!"
Guy "hey hun i was thinkin, how to you feel about moving in together?
Girl "holy shit, i thought that was way 2NL4U! FUCK yeah! i love your shower!"
Guy "it was hypothetical."