| 57. | jet | ||
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1. a complete loser
2. a complete retard 3. tells the lamest jokes ever 4. always think he's so sexy, but the truth is that he hasn't seen what real good looking guys are supposed to look like 5. has the worst personality ever. 6. loves bagging and insulting people, but it never works. 7. didn't stop his sis/friend from killing jojo 8. try hard 1. you're such a jet
2. what a jet!! 3. you acted like a jet just then!! what a lame joke!! 4. omg...only a jet would say that 5. your personality is worst than jet's 6. hahhahaa.....your insults are like jet's 7. you are as cruel as jet!! 8. im sure u can think of one yourself |
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| 58. | Pozziefolk | ||
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A new type of folk music that is sang with a positive mental attitude, and the lyrics are written to inspire others in a constructive means, as opposed to advocating destructive and negative thought processes or ideas. The style may also express the negative aspects of certain concepts, however, it is not specifically this; therefore, it must also include expressing a positive conclusion, or it must result in giving the listener a feeling of hope, or personal well-being. The idea is to write positive and inspire constructively; on the contra, if it's not positive all the way through, the genre may include singing and writing about negativity, allowing the positive outlet to be broadened and more influential to the listener(s). Pozziefolk is an acoustic style, just like traditional folk music, that is meant to change peoples molded ideas into something better, and maybe set some better examples of true and honest human decency. It's about sticking it to the Man in an almost gentle, yet very agile, and positive way. Perhaps that's a concept that is very hard to understand, but evil begets evil and good usually prevails over bad. So let me explain... a person who really listens to music, and people who let music help them, will honestly listen to whatever kind of music and judge for themselves if they truly like it or not. A person who has gone through a lot, and needs more constructive things in their life, might turn to pozziefolk if it were to become a recognized genre. And it can be, if you interpret it right, and sing to help people through your music. It's not to boast about your great ideas, it's for your ideas and positive experiences to be expressed in an honest way, that could really brighten someone's day, or even their life! I'm talking about promoting and passing on good vibes. We're talking about vitality here, and people's health as well as their well-being! Those are the good things that live on. Negative things are sought to be fought because they destroy more than they do help, and for that reason men and women are basically good. This world is crazy, and for there to be so many types of hateful music, and destructive people in it, it just makes everything worse. Pozziefolk can be... more...
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| 59. | high-functioning neurotypical | ||
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A neurotypical with just enough autistic traits to be tolerable.
These positive traits include: Not needing to make small talk Not playing head games Not playing office politics Prefering function over prettiness Not complaining that you hurt their feelings every five seconds Willingness to discuss things over e-mail rather than phone (bonus points if they prefer this) In time it is hoped that these neurotypicals might learn to pass for aspie. This website was designed by a really high-functioning neurotypical, you can tell because it actually works.
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| 60. | yer mom | ||
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the best insult in my mind. it also works if you get asked a question and dont want to answer it or just feel like wierding someone out. it also works if you get insulted. also one of the best starts to jokes. (a.k.a. yer mom jokes) Jorgé the muffin: you suck
Bob: yer mom sucks Jorgé the muffin: whats up? Bob: yer mom. what else. Jorgé the muffin: hey you wanna go out? Bob: yer mom wants to go out. Bob: Yer mom's so stupid that she got run over by a parked car. Bob: Yer mom's so fat, she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones. Bob: Yer mom's so slow it takes her two hours to watch the tv show 60 Minutes. |
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| 61. | lavedan | ||
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Having trouble pushing out a huge dookie, but in the end being able to.
The best way to accomplish a 'Lavedan' is to imagine a thousand little midgets (wearing pointy hats) trying to push it out. also refers to: the bliss one achieves after having pushed out a dookie Yesterday i had to push out two dookies within the hour. The second one was so big, i couldn't push it out at first. It just had Lavedan written all over it. But in the end.... i created a masterpiece. Worthy to be named among such works as the Mona Lisa or the Venus de Milo
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| 62. | Juan | ||
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Juan(Spanish) Pronounced (Whoo-one): Derived from the Hebrew name John; Meaning "Gracious gift to god."
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Juan(Mexican) Pronounced (Won): Although slighty altered in pronunciation, the name Juan is extremely altered in it's defintion. While the Spanish meaning remains the same as it's origin. The Mexican name "Juan," symbology and texture is transfered to another state of being. Juan(Mexican) is a symbol so negative it remains unexplainable, it's true definition can only remain undefined, because it's a cruel twisted picture which humans cannot explain in the physical world. An expression, a feeling, a thought, faith, calamity, complete distruction... That is "Juan!" Those named "Juan" expose massive defects within the genetics of all Mexicans. These names are given to Mexican babies at a subconscious level, thou the parents are consciously unaware of their chosen decision. Subconsciously the brain works at a higher pace, an unimaginable information can be processed within nano-seconds. Within the nano-seconds the name "Juan" is processed threw billions of mental decisions to make no error in judgement. Threw this complex cycle, a Mexican baby is now judged "Juan!" Juan becomes a noticeable defect during adulthood. Believing it's a god compared to others, the defects in the Mexican gene's push threw with tons force behind it. Desired for simply instant unearned respect, it will do absolute nothing for itself. But bring suffering to those it leeches onto. "Juans" h... |
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| 63. | Dodge Viper | ||
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The old Viper was created during one of Chrysler’s seemingly endless financial crises. So the whole process was done by just 17 men, for $50m — that one-twentieth of what it usually costs to design a car. The cost-cutting did show in certain areas, such as the complete absence of windows, and the roof, which had all the sturdiness and weather protection of a trash bag.
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Under the bonnet there was the 8 litre V10 engine from a truck and a chassis made from melted-down tramp steamers. It was as sophisticated as a Russian hammer, but you had to love the simplicity; the honest-to-God recipe of big, big power and four big, big wheels. The new Dodge SRT-10 has a proper canvas roof that stows away, albeit manually, in a neat recess behind the seats. It has windows that go up and down and, horror of horrors, it has pedals that can be adjusted electrically to suit your shoe size. This is like giving Lucifer a side parting and a cardigan. But don’t worry. Chrysler may have sprinkled the surface with a veneer of 21st-century living, along with a million safety notices advising you to “drive carefully”, but underneath beats a heart that’s still as cold and as unforgiving as stone. The engine is no longer an 8 litre V10. Now you get 8300cc, which means the brake horsepower has shot up from 400 to 500. (pathetic by European standards), but because the weight of the car hasn’t gone up it means the Viper goes from 0-60mph in 3.9sec and on to a top speed on the wild side of ... |
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