Despite it's common, negative connotations, in some areas of the U.S. (including the NY Tri-State area) "sucks dick" actually implies that something is great or awesome. This usage of the phrase derives from the fact that someone or something that sucks your dick is, in fact, pretty awesome.
Oh man, that restaurant really sucks dick. It always hit the spot.
Nickname for the highway (I-495) that encircles Washington DC through the surrounding states of Virginia and Maryland.
A defining feature of your DC-respective locale is whether it is inside or outside the beltway.
"Inside the beltway" can also refer generically to politics in the US capital city.
Person 1: I live in DC.
Person 2: No you don't. You live in Bethesda.
Person 1: Well, yeah, but it's inside the beltway.
Commuter 1: Traffic on the beltway sucked this morning.
Commuter 2: It always sucks. That's why I take the Metro.
To smuggle your own water bottle into some place where you are only allowed to buy it in prepackaged containers at exorbitant prices. This helps to avoid sickness due to unwillingness to pay high prices and trying to tough it out.
I always have (do) safe sucks at the stadium.
|4.||You Always Know When You've Been Moosed|
When you're getting head from a girl and it sucks so bad that you're bored. So to amuse yourself, you make moose antlers out of you hands and place them on her head.
This fat bitch had a beard and I couldn't get off so I gave her the moose. The great thing was she saw me do it. You always know when you've been moosed.
|5.||Asian Grading Scale|
Americans and other somewhat easy-going peoples' grading scale should look a little like this...
A = Good job! Keep up the good work!
B = That's still good. But you can do better.
C = You're that the average level...which is acceptable.
D = Uh oh, you need to step up your game.
F = Well, you failed. Hopefully you can get a better grade later so you can pass.
HOWEVER. This is about the Asian Grading Scale. If you are a true hardcore Asian, unlike myself, then your grading scale should look a little like this...
A+ = Average.
Regular A = Acceptable...But You Can Do Better.
B = BULLSHIT. WTF-Were-You-Doing-In-Class?!?!
C = Cut-YOU WILL GET FUCKING CUT.
D = DEATH. That's it.
F = FUCKED. Wait, no, you can't get an F because you'd already be dead.
Most children will get beaten the shit out of them. Hopefully, that won't be you.
Yesterday I brought home my report card, with a B- for P.E. After all, Asians aren't good at anything not pertaining to academics. Haha just kidding I'm beast at sports. Just not at "participation," an excuse for the non-fit fatties. ANYWAYS, I gave the report card to my mom. She always uses the Asian Grading Scale.
"WHAT IS THIS? A-DA B MINUS? NO RICE FOR YOU DUMB-A-ASS. GO DIE."
This example was made for humourous people. Please do not take this to heart...unless this happens...then I'm sorry for you. Even my parents are less strict :U
|6.||sorry about it|
A sarcastic phrase used after something you just did or said that seriously offended someone around your immediate area and caused them to call it to your attention. These things usually pertain to a lewd or racist comments; however, they also include degrading women(who fucking suck) or other shitty people and things(asians,faggots, ect.) Actions may consist of hitting a pussy or throwing a rock at a police officer. The phrase is used in order to shake fucking haters off your back who get mad when you do something that they deem is not socially acceptable. Normally we would tell them to go fuck their mother but in some situations we just politely say "Sorry about it" In essence it really means the exact same thing but this is a more elegant way of implying it. The use of the term was brought into widespread use around Washington D.C. by Gonzaga's swim trip to Florida, its original founders were Jackson Stainglass, Cnork Fitzjerald and Timmie Berry however once back at school it was immediately conformed to by Mattu Skabwinskie, Jack Kyle and Willy Nevs. As a result of their extreme funniness and people trying to fucking be them, others have adopted the term. Gonzaga kids have always had free will to use it but those stupid fucks from Visitation, whores from Ireton and poor ass Public School kids hold no rights to the phrase. Also basically anyone on facebook who doesn't go to Gonzaga is a fucking poser and should have their vaginas dildoed with a goddamn knife.more...
|7.||sucks to your assmar|
A phrase uttered to an inferior ally, just before you switch teams/abandon them. Originally from "Lord of the Flies" in reference to the fat kid piggy, and his asthma, which was always slowing him down.
Jim:"I don't think I can make it George, you'll have to carry me to safety"
George:"Sucks to your assmar. You're on your own!"