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Government issued ID 

What you need in order to be human and therefore be part of humanity and therefore vote in elections.
Government issued ID cannot be racist since its meaningless to ask, for example, a skunk, a groundhog or a raccoon or any other animal for that matter, to provide you with their own government issued ID. So it must stand to reason that only humans with the proper government issued ID should be able to vote.

State issued drip 

Ankle monitor issued by the state
Damn homies on parol and has that state issued drip on him

Government Issued Jetski 

A bureaucratic prostitute. Most often visited whilst on vacation at your mother in-law’s house.
I’ve really got to get away from this woman and spend some time doing a bunch of paper work before coitus with this government issued jetski. Jay is gay.

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parent issues 

When you have shitty parents leading you to have mommy and daddy issues. Unfortunately for you, you had to stay with one regardless of how incapable they were of caring for you. You often wonder what will become of you but if you stop and think for a bit then you'll realize that their bitch asses could have made you biologically but not psychologically. Show em what they're missing!
Mom: I'm going to a party for Christmas, don't know where you're going...
Spawn: .....oh, well I didn't have any plans but I guess I'll just stay here and study...
Dad: (Non-existent)
(Poor kid has parent issues)
parent issues by Unjustlybroken November 22, 2017

Issues or Cashews 

First used on the Cum Town podcast in a fugue state by co-host Nick Mullen, cashews or issues is what wiggers say as a warning during a dispute of some kind. The meaning being they are willing to escalate a conflict, or peacefully resolve it. The phrase is derived from "break nuts together" which in itself is derived from "break bread together" in this case the nuts/ bread being broken are cashews.
" We can pop a squatty at the table and break nuts, or we can have an issue. It's issues or cashews. It's on you my wigga. That's on you."
"Please stop. Stop calling me that."