Literally God’s country. A tiny Southwest Asian country along the Mediterranean Sea that borders Egypt, Saudi Arabia, Jordan and Lebanon. The capital is Jerusalem and the largest city is Tel Aviv. 87% of its population is Jewish. Israel was recognized by the U.N. on May 15th, 1948 as a safe haven for Jews. The state of Israel has been attacked numerous times by Palestinean sympathizers including all of its neighbors and terrorists, but emerges victorious every time. One of its earliest was the 6-day War that Israel won hands down. The Middle East is almost unanimously united against the Israelis and has failed in its decades- long conquest of destroying Israel. The Bible teaches that Israel literally belongs to God and will NEVER be destroyed, due to his covenant with Abraham and the Jews. Jerusalem will be the focal point of the "last days" described in the Bible in the Books of Daniel, Ezekiel, Isaiah, Jeremiah and Revelation. Here’s the facts….Israel has legitimacy and a legal right to exist while Palestine does not. Palestine has NEVER existed nor had its own currency or language. The name “Palestine” was only given by the Roman Empire to identify the area that Israel now stands. Period. If anything, the land of Palestine actually belongs to Israel.

Israel may be a tiny country, but it is considered to be the most powerful in the Middle East—even stronger than Iran. The only friend(s) Israel has is God Almighty and the good ‘ole U.S.A, fortunately. Israel will NEVER be destroyed and its enemies are wasting their time. Israelis and the Jews need not fear for the future. The Bible teaches they will always be safe and that God WILL defend it in the last days. It will be where Christ establishes his everlasting Kingdom and throne when he returns for the 2nd coming. There is no doubt that Jews and Israel is “God’s chosen people.”
As a Christian, I strongly support the nation of Israel. The Bible teaches it belongs to God (by his covenant with Abraham and the Jews) and always will.
by krock1dk December 06, 2007
An awsome country with the best weapons in the world (Uzi series weapons, T.A.R-21, Desert Eagle, Merkva Main Battle Tank) wielded by the some of the best operatives (Mossad, IDF) and criticized more than any other country in the word. Not to mention that the average soldier is smart enough to invent a weapon is still in production and was used by the Secret Service--which isn't really secret, but that's beside the point.
Robber #1.- Hey! Let's rob that store! Those Guys are raking in the dough!
Robber #2.- Nah, it's owned by an Israeli.
by Person That Doesn't Suck June 17, 2010
A country who was supported in creation by the U.S.A. only because the president of the U.C. at the time (who took up office for a short time, being elected only as vice-) believed it the right thing to do. Any aid it may receive these days is either A : Legitimate for a country so deep in it it's nigh impossible to compare, or B : Payback for the years the Allies broke their backs. It is also worth noting that, of all the wars Israel has fought, it did not start a single one.
Look at a map. Tell me, how is this israeli occupation unjust?
by Dr_Zak February 27, 2007
San Francisco/Northern California term for an UZI, a fully automatic firearm which is made and invented in Israel.
"There them niggas is on tha block, go'on get tha israel"
by J.Peezy October 15, 2006
A colony of American and European Jews in Palestine that is paid for by American tax money. Israel shows her gratitude to her American benefactors by spying on them and flooding American media with Zionist propaganda. Israel enjoys the most powerful lobby in America, AIPAC. American Zionist Jews often play on the bigotries and religious sensibilities of their Christian counterparts: references to Islam and the End Times are common. Daily life in Israel consists of killing Palestinians, taking their land, and then arguing they are technically not human in the complete sense of the word. When not murdering Arabs, Israelis can be found trolling the internet bragging about how many people they have killed and how effective they are at it. When not killing Palestinians or trolling the internet, Israelis can be found at the American tax coffers greedily begging for money usually using some logical fallacy involving the Holocaust.
America's pathological and absurd support of Israel is the real reason that 9-11 happened.
by originalNZAoperator March 27, 2011
the best friend someone could have , he is smart, funny, an it's a very good listener to your problems
Girl:i need help i feel sad

friend: go talk with israel he will help you
by eaactaz April 28, 2011
The #1 country on this earth.
I'm making aliyah to Israel next year!
by Semite October 16, 2005

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