A small piece of land which was originally called Palestine, seeing as it was originally Palestinians land, not Jews (Israelis)
Oh and the Kebabs, and the rest of the Middle Eastern things dont come from Israel, it comes from Saudi and Syria, cos if you think about it Israelis are really Europeans after the second world war.
Sara: Omdz im going to a Palestine demonstration tomorrow...
Laura: oh why is that?
Sara: To defend Palestine, because Israel stole their land!
by ILOVEPALESTINE May 07, 2009
A cool niqquh that lives in Modesto, went to chrysler, Prescott, and Davis. He's also famous and owns 13 cars. He was in movies such as men in black, star wars, and much more
Friend: hey israel wanna come hang out at my house?
Israel: no, sorry man. I'm filming transformers 3 today. Maybe net week.
by Not israel July 14, 2011
The Best Black Guy in the world who......
1. Has a penis as big as a 10 story building
2. Has all the porn in the world (especially hentai)
3. Is the First Black Chuck Norris
4. Has a Marijuana Forest
5. Owns every hoe
6. made the world's biggest condom to turn into an air balloon
7. related to Big Bubba
8. made the biggest blunt in the world

9. smoked a blunt with Obama
10. developed a cure for pro state cancer
11. Made you read this definition (That's how awesome he is)
1. Girl #1: I so want Israel's largest dick in the world all the way in my mouth to come out of my ass

Girl #2: Good luck with that

2. I know Israel he has all the porn in the world!!

3. Chuck Norris: *Touches Israel* "You are going to be the next black Chuck Norris"

4. Israel: *starts a marijuana forest fire*
Smokey the bear: *jumps out* Yo my nigga, they don't call me Smokey for nothing.

Israel and Smokey the bear then get high and see unicorns

5. Damn Israel that badass nigga fucked every hoe inthe world even your mom

6. Israel: *Inflates a condom and flies away*

7. Israel: "I'm the new Big Bubba"

8. It only takes Israel to smoke a 15 story blunt

9. Obama: 'sup my nigga *is high*
Israel: *smokes a blunt with Obama*

10. Israel: Hey my niggas. My cure for prostate cancer makes your balls grow to 200 pound testicles

11. Well Israel..... Hell hes just awesome
by Nightskai6 June 09, 2013
A terrorirst state, and the most hated nation on earth.
Did you see how many civilians the israeli army just killed using that illegal gas?

Hey, did you hear about the whole palestenian family that was killed by an israel bom on Gaza beach?

The israelis took the Palestenian's land and oppressed them.

There s no such thing as an israeli, they come from romania, poland, america, etc.
by bambar January 25, 2011
A state that was established in Palestine in 1948 based on UN resolution that partitioned Palestine. It is a country that declares itself to be Jewish and therefore non-Jews are considered less of human beings. When it was established, it ethnically cleansed the native palestinians from its territories. It continues to be one of the most violators of UN resolutions, Human rights law and basic civil rights concepts.
In 2006 Israel lunched an attack on Lebanon using internationally banned weapons causing major destruction and deaths. It did the same thing again in 2009 against Gaza.
by Serious historian December 13, 2009
Sorry, did you mean PALESTINE?
Stolen land that belongs to the Palestinians

A corrupt inhumane state that kills thousands of innocent Palestinian civilians including young children yet they set themselves out to be the poor innocent ones.
I'm from Israel

Did you mean Palestine?

Yeah sorry, that's what I meant
by fariiii September 07, 2011
A geographical and ethnical manifestation of a selected interpretation of a sacred religous text: The Torah. A conflict within itself, often portrayed by uncompromising individuals in a both flattering and unflattering context. A nation with a ill-defined boundary and (as a defining feature)a very prominent military. All aspects of this nation are controversial and , notably in the United States, is subsequently avoided as a subject. All mainstream media outlets rarely discuss in-depth about this matter and is typically not discussed by people in the Western world. The nation's populace is defined as "Jewish", making such a statement an enigma, giving a ethnic connotation with a spirtuality. Israel's type of governance is an exclusive democracy for the jewish people. However, this not to be confused with a theocracy. The vast majority of negative critisism attributed to israeli policy is typically called "anti-semitism", equivacating the statement to racist hatred, and simaltaneously neutralizing the critism's credibility. This makes most open dialogue about Israel impossible. The opposing soverignty of "Palestine" and "Palestinians" is equally perplexing, with the country and people's status ranging from non-existant to an indeginous entity (also conflicting with selective histories).
I want to discuss the defense policies of Israel.

You are an arab-loving, anti-semetic son-of-a-bitch.
by Truth in the form of hip hop June 12, 2008
Land that was originally Palestine, stolen in 1948 after Hitler executed the Jews. Though the Jews were executed, it doesn't give the Zionists the right to execute the innocent Palestinian. Over 22,000 homes have been demolished in the West bank and zero in Israel.
Guy 1: Hey Bro, John just took my homework.
Guy 2: He pulled an Israel on you?
Guy 1: Yup.
by Voice for the Silenced March 23, 2013
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