Israel is located on the Meditteranean Sea. It is often in the Newspapers because of the controversy surrounding it. Here are the facts

* The modern zionist movement began with Herzl in the 1890s.
* Jews moved to Israel and bought crappy crappy swampland from Arabs, which they then irrigated and made nice
*In 1948, Israel declared independance. 5 Arab Armies attacked, vowing to push Israel into the sea. They failed, miserably.
*1956, See 1948 entry
*1967 War, aka 6 day War. Israel kicked some more ass, and succeeded in conquering the West Bank and the Golan Heights.
*1973 Egypt and Jordan attacked Israel on YOm Kippur the holiest of Jewish holidays, proving that they can't win a fair fight with Israel. They lost...again
*1982. Israel makes peace with Egypt, giving back the Sinai Peninsula.

Israel continues to have problems because Israeli Jews are blamed for evicting Arabs in 1948, when in faact the arabs left willingly because they were lief to by their leaders, who said "when we win, come back."
Also, Israeli Zionists bought the crappy crappy swampland from Arabs, they did not steal it.
Arab terrorists attack israeli civilians because they are weak and too afraid to take ont he IDF and the Mossad.
Israel has one of the most advanced armies in the world, and the Mossad could kick the CIA's ass anyday.
Lastly, Israeli citizens are largely responsible for most technologies, including cell phones, computer chips, and other wonderful wonderful things
I support Israel. It is a good country
All the terrorists suck. Israel could take them in a fair fight anyday.

I think i might make aliyah to Israel, a legitimate country, much like the US
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a country the size of your fingernail that gets 10% of all international media coverage and has more trouble than half the rest of the world.
"holy shit, did you see what just happened in Israel?"
by shaik September 17, 2005

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Israel is a country located in the middle east. Its capital city is Jerusalem. it has about 6,500,000 inhabitants. 81.5% of the population are jews, 17 % arabs and the remaining are christians, druze, circassian and other small communities.
Hebrew and arabic are the official languages of israel.
" Last year i traveled in Israel, i went to the holly places in Jerusalem, swimmed in the Sea of Galilee, and went clubbin in Tel-aviv"
by d-m July 25, 2005

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Something everyone wants, but has no oil (see Chanukah).

Antonym: See Saudi Arabia for 'something no one wants, but has oil.'
"That mercedes is a lot like Israel."
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1. Battlefield since 5000 BC.
2. Home of Jews, Muslims, and Christians.
3. Gets more media coverage then any other country.
4. A place that the rest of the middle east, and probably half of the world, want to blow up.
5. A country with really hot girls.
1. Wow, the Jews rebelled three times, and the last time the Romans invaded, destroying homes and raping wives?
Terrorist 1: Lets blow up Israel!
Terrorist 2: We can't America is giving it a bunch of weapons.
Terrorist 1: Ohh....LETS BLOW UP AMERICA!!
2. I visited Israel with my Islam and Christian friend!

3. Tonight, on CNN; we have nothing better to do than to cover another terrorist attack on Israel...
Jon Stewart: Wow.
4. Iran: LETS BLOW UP ISRAEL!
Iraq: LETS BLOW UP ISRAEL!
Jordan: LETS BLOW UP ISRAEL!
Pakistan: LETS BLOW UP ISRAEL!
Lebanon: LETS BLOW UP ISRAEL!
5. College kid: Holy shit, visiting Israel was worth it.

College kid 2: Hell yea check out that ass!
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A small Jewish state in the middle east that drives anti-semites insane... especially middle class honky commies and fascists in Europe, North America, Australia and New Zealand who hide behind the so-called "Palestinians" ( actually Egyptian and Jordanian squatters and Arab gypsy outcasts)to camouflage their rabid but impotent anti-Jewish rage. The so-called "Palestinians" are also a cause celebre among Arab grievance pimps worldwide despite the fact that Arab cuntries treat the so-called "Palestinians" far worse than the Israelis could ever imagine doing.
Israel is a nice country that is located in a very bad neighborhood. Sometimes they have to take matters into their own hands and break some heads in order to survive. The rest of the world hates that fact because Jews aren't supposed to fight back.
by RonnieThe Great January 19, 2009

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The State of the Jewish people. Country in the Middle East surrounded by countries that hate them. Israel tries to make peace with its' neighbours, who just attack Israel instead of making an effort to make peace as well. Israel does not depend on America. Israel has no interest in killing Palestinians or Arab. When Israel drops a bomb on a neighbouring country, it is to blow up a building holding weapon's so Israel doesn't get attacked more. Israeli planes drop flyers telling people to go into shelter before dropping bombs. Israel is a country that is hated by most media. Propaganda lies are made to get everyone to think Israel kills Palestinian children and adults for no reason, although Palestinians kill their own citizens more than the Israelis do.
A ton of missiles were fired at Israel today.
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"A land flowing with milk and honey..."
Shemot (Exodus) 3:8

Eretz Israel (Land of Israel) is a small, narrow, semi-arid piece of land on the southeastern coastline of the Mediterranean Sea. It entered history some 35 centuries ago when the Jewish people forsook their nomadic way of life, settled in the Land and became a nation. Over the years, the Land was known by many names - Eretz Israel; Zion, one of Jerusalem's hills which came to signify both the city and the Land of Israel as a whole; Palestine, derived from Philistia, and first used by the Romans; the Promised Land; and the Holy Land, to mention but a few. Mountains and plains, fertile fields and deserts are often minutes apart.
Now Israel, listen to the rules and laws that I am teaching you to do, so that you will remain alive and come to occupy the land that G-d, Lord of your fathers, is giving you."
Dvarim (Deuteronomy) 4:1
by Jewishfan January 21, 2010

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