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10. ishit
1.when your ipod is shit.

2.shitting while listening to your ipod
1.My iPod is an iShit.

2.Emily: What were you doing last night?
Rick: I was iShitting. I just didn't wanna turn my iPod off, so I took an iShit.
1. iShit
The Apple version of shit.
Ohh maa fuckin iShit
by Linkin Park Sep 14, 2005 add a video
2. ishit
Noun.

Any product made by the Apple Corporation.
She was hoping to get a bunch of ishit for Christmas.
3. ishit
Listening to your ipod, playing with your iphone or any apple product while taking a shit!
Man i can sit on the toilet for hours while taking an ishit!
4. iShit
misc apple products and programs
"You going to lunch with us?"

"No, i have to get down to the apple store and pick up some more iShit"

or

"Ahhh! My iShit's broken!"
5. iShit
To wear an ipod while shitting in a public restroom in order to distract the mind from the potential embarassment of making loud, wet bowel movements. Also confers the added benefit of muting the bowel sounds of fellow shitters.

Can be used as both noun and verb.
(Marcel puts on headphones)
Corey: Dude, you going to the gym?
Marcel: No, i'm going to go take an iShit.

As Aaron sat on the toilet, he heard the faint tracings of "Liberian Girl" by Michael Jackson echoing off the bathroom walls. He instantly knew that Marcel was in the stall next to him, iShitting.
6. ishit
Anything made by Apple.
I bought some ishit today.
7. iShit
Apple's next product (no matter what it is).
Dude, are you getting the new iShit?

Isn't everybody?
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