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The rapid expulsion of hair follicles from the male head to the extent of complete baldness. I don't know man, look at all these guys gettin' their heads shaved and i'm over here suffering from kojackulation since i'm twenty, ain't even got eyebrows. Ya you laugh one of these days--POP you'll kojackulate then i want ya to laugh.
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| 2. | fingertips | ||
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FINGERTIPS The method by which filthy rich men show their appreciation for excellent hotel room service by female busgirls. FINGERTIPS Keep it down, my wife's in the shower. HERE!; bite on my tie
till you pop your cookies. Your not going to get FINGERTIPS like this from Donald Trump---OHHH SHHHIT come on baby, thats twice, ya want one more? O.K. maybe i'll see you tomorrow, fine little pussy you got there. I gotta wash my hands, here, i'll close the door for you. |
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| 3. | masterbaiter | ||
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MASTERBAITER: A MASTERBAITER is the fisherman in charge of the blessing of the bait ceremony on East Coast offshore fishing boats. This duty involves the assembling of the entire fishing crew around a large circular bait tub filled with dead herring. When the crew is fully assembled the MASTERBAITER gives the order to the crew "LET THE MASTERBAIT BEGIN" at which time the circle jerk gets busy till every last dumfuk blows a charge a spunk in the bait tub. Then they go fishin, think about it the next time yer eatin fish n chips. MASTERBAITER Ya know Jake, i been MASTERBAITER on this ol wooden hulled girl fer eleven years now. When i first gut permoted i know fukkin well the men had bigger dicks.
Yup, yer right Percy, comes ta mind that feller from Canada. Now there was a lad with some proud flesh. Why that hog leg hung near ta his boot tops. He blew a wad clear ta the far side a the bait tub an hit Angus in the eye, near fukkin blinded em. Well Percy, somebody's gotta be MASTERBAITER but fer the few extre bucks you kin have it ol salt. See ya later. |
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| 4. | fecalia | ||
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FECALIA: Fecalia is a medical term describing a common condition where microscopic pieces of shit travel through the blood system until they reach the brain where they attach themselves to neurotransmitters causing what is commonly known as SHITHEADor SHITHEADISM. FECALIA
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| 5. | jigaloo | ||
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JIGALOO The second member of a "RAP" team. The first member does the lyrics and is known as the "RAPPER". The second member does the mouth music and is known as the JIGALOO.
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| 6. | How Long | ||
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How Long The cook in a cheap Chinese restaurant. When you hear the waitress yell How Long she's not concerned with when you get your food, she's on the cook's ass to get it moving so she can have her smoke break. How Long Hey; How Long, get your little chink ass movin', gimmie that kung pow chicken for these assholes at table three. It's time for my smoke break.
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| 7. | TAPPINZEE | ||
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TAPPINZEE A TAPPINZEEis a person who is able only to tap at the keyboard of a computer with one finger. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE Tappan Zee Bridge CONNECTING ROCKLAND AND WESTCHESTER COUNTIES IN NEW YORK STATE]. I'm sorry Miss Wiggins, i just can't keep you on any longer. With your typing skills, after all, it's been seven years and you're still at the TAPPINZEE level. The job in the janitorial department is there if you want it, that's all i can do.
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