when a yankee asks a stupid question that someone in the south would be considered a retard for not knowing.
We were all all the lake fishin' when this nut hugging yankee rolls by and looks down at the catfish i just caught and says "is that a trout?"
by redneckmuthafuckaz August 27, 2007
When someone gets so smashed that they do not remember what they did and did not make it to a social event, and are in no state for society.
by JJBmister October 21, 2011
Trout = 40 something male hanging out in clubs looking for younger females to prey on. (male Cougar)
by Ivan1738 September 20, 2007
A man who likes to date younger women (i.e. he swims downstream in age); Antonym = salmon (a guy who likes to date older women, or swims upstream in age). Synonym = male cougar
by sunshark May 6, 2009
the act of sneaking up behind someone and moving your hand quickly back and forth between their knees, making the victim believe there is a fish between their legs.
The victim is at first overcome by confusion, which results generally in a high leaping motion followed by anger and rage once they realize what has happened.
The victim is at first overcome by confusion, which results generally in a high leaping motion followed by anger and rage once they realize what has happened.
person1: should I sneak up on joe and trout him?
person2: definately.
*sneak and trout*
joe: STOP TROUTING ME
person2: definately.
*sneak and trout*
joe: STOP TROUTING ME
by airstrike78 February 11, 2010
When attempting to make love to an extremely obese woman,
To assist in locating the vaginal canal have the lady urinate and follow this upstream.
To assist in locating the vaginal canal have the lady urinate and follow this upstream.
I cannot find witch fold is your vagina could you please take a piss and i will try trouting upstream for it.
by Gonzo Journalism October 28, 2017
by Smegmaking_69 August 3, 2009