Dude, your text is drunk. 

A cellphone text that's been sent by someone you think is drunk because it's incomprehensible, but you're not sure and you don't want to offend them by asking if THEY'RE drunk.

Person A: "Yeah were somewhere gone off now. where u at?"

Person B: "Dude, your text is drunk. Call me."

Dude, your text is drunk. by Gin Blossom June 21, 2010

tripphendrix is drunk 

when tripphendrix gets really really drunk and becomes annoying to everyone in the room

tripphendrix is drunk enough to slap a monkey and say hi to all the ugly ladies

tripphendrix is drunk by tripphendrixx January 16, 2010

no and your mom? is a fucking drunk 

Chilean video where two students are having a random conversation so the guy goes like:

- Girl, so brutall...

She answers with

- Yes, right? Apply more lipstick on your snout, dude.

- Yes, girl, no and on top of that. no and your mom? is a fucking drunk

- Dude, quit talking like a woman!!

When you're trying to break the ice with a chilean teenager, you can say "no and your mom?", as an answer you should get is "is a fucking drunk" so it would make the sentence "no and your mom? is a fucking drunk" if they don't know the video, it'll be an awkward conversation.

no and your mom? is a fucking drunk by chilegang November 24, 2018

Cory All I Drink Is Wine 

A fag kid who goes to lower dauphin. well... went to... now he's cyber schooled because he slowly realized nobody in public school likes him. He is a firefighter... always talking about fighting fires or firemen or a joke he heard from the firemen. He is always talking about getting pussy yet never getting it. He would fuck anything with a hole. He is kind of a douche bag and likes to wear tight jeans.

Famous quote:
"grab er by er hips and ride er like a roller coaster"

- Hey what do you want to do today?

- Not chill with Cory All I Drink Is Wine he is a fagget.

Cory All I Drink Is Wine by Coco express February 17, 2010

This is my drinking water 

When you kick over something you say this is my drinking water

Oops, this is my drinking water

This is my drinking water by Appa girl July 24, 2021

jealously is a drink best served warm 

Puzzling words tweeted by Trump’s 2020 campaign manager, Brad Parscale, to throw shade on Mitt Romney’s scathing January 2019 opinion piece on President Trump.

Jealously is a drink best served warm and Romney just proved it.

jealously is a drink best served warm by MyaLocette January 2, 2019

drink hole is plugged

Drink hole plug =Tanner (From Ft Recovery, OH) Says it is when his drink cup won't let any more alcohol out. Sucks to be him!!

Someone needs to fix my cup , My drink hole is plugged and won't let any more alcohol out.

drink hole is plugged by Captain crazy toes July 1, 2023