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1. villa maria
Generally, all the girls at villa are huge beersluts and have nothing better to do with their lives than spend it completely fucked up with their mouth on some guy's dick e.g every senior at that school. It's pretty sad that you guys consider yourselves outstanding and different in a good way, because everybody just likes to get u fucked up and take advantage of you. Have fun wasting your life and carrying around those STDs.
"what are we going to do tonight?"
"get fucked up and hook up with dudes. that's what we always do."
"i mean in addition to that."
"is there anything else to do?"
2. Brokeback bonding
A term used when referring to that act of gay intercourse. However, this term can also allude to any sexual behavoiur between two or more men. ATTN: This expression is most often combined with the placing of the left index finger to the right index finger repeatedly; these fingers symbolising the male reproductive organs.
I think Bob and John are going to be doing a little Brokeback bonding later tonight.

How much Brokeback bonding can a guy take?

Is there anything better than Brokeback bonding? I think not!

3. marymount
Truthfully, Marlborough girls are just as smart as Marymount girls, almost as athletic in certain sports, and both schools are equally academically challenging. The difference is that Marymount girls are all of those things and completely gorgeous, and Malborough girls arn't too attractive. I think every Marlborough girl would agree, even though they would never admit it.

(Sports)

Marymount won against Marlborough in 2007 soccer.

Maymount has been undefeated against Malborough since 2001 in the Volleyball State Championships.

(Academics)

Marymount girls have just as much work as Marlborough girls, but somehow are able to go out on weekends and still get to Brown, USC, Berkely...

So, for every other post on her that implies Marymount is an easy school and the girls dont know anything, thats the biggest lie I have ever heard. Why dont you try haveing a min of staying up until 12:30 everynight sophmore year.

(Looks)

Well there isn't really anything I can say about this because we all know Marlboroughs girls looks dont even compare to the average Marymount girl.

By the way, Marlborough girls feel like,] they have to dumb down Marymount girls because a Marymount girl is everything (but better) than a Marlborough girl but is actually good looking, not to mention gorgeous.

4. DLGAB
Acronym for the common, rhetorical, expression/question: "does life get any better?" Often used to end a sentence that celebrates a current situation or lists a series of wonderful things about one's life. The phrase is rising in popularity alongside the growth of social media, where narcissistic blather is widely accepted (and/or, expected).
"Thunderstorm outside, cozy fleece pajamas on, bowl of popcorn in my lap, best boyf in the world at my side. DLGAB?"
5. Radioshack
See ungodly work enviroment;

A once popular electronics retail store. Now its better know as BestShack. In late 2005 when the CEO of radioshack, Dave Edmonson was fired, the entire company started going downhill. Since then, the company has only pushed wireless and since gave up on what Radioshack has stood for. The company does not understand people do not go to Radioshack to buy flat screen tv's, they go there for small parts. The work enviroment is horid. From brainwashing employees' to over work/underpaid work weeks, it is simply a horrible place to work. Vaction isn't really vaction considering you can not take it during the 4th quarter (October, November, Decemeber) If you try to take more than 1 week of vaction in a row, it is highly frownd upon in the company. Management can be summed up in one word, shitheads. To become anything higher than a manager you have to be brainwashed and think that if you offer a customer a cell phone, they WILL buy it. Radioshack is estimated to go out of bussiness by December of 2009.
Employee: Hi welcome to Radioshack is there anything I can help you with today, perhaps a cellphone?

Customer: No

Employee: Have you seen our selection of flat panel TV's

Customer: Why would I go to radioshack to buy a TV, when CircuitCity and Bestbuy have them for cheaper and they are better?

Employee: They have true 720i resolution

Customer: 1080p is becoming a standard, and 1080 is high-def, 720 is enhanced, why do you advertise High-def if you dont have any high-def tv's?

Employee: You can pay with it on your Radioshack creditcard, only $20 a month.

Customer: Im going to bestbuy, there cheaper.

Employee: Who's your current cellular provider?

*Customer leaves*
6. pet
Just recently I posted the following note very low on my refrigerator door.
"Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes with the paw prints are yours and
contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food.
Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a
claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that
aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Racing
me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I
fall faster than you can run.
I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry
about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to
ensure your comfort, however. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a
ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to
each other, stretched out to the fullest extent possible I also know
that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out on the
other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.
For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom! If, by
some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is
not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw
under the edge in an attempt to open the door. I must exit through the
same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years -
canine/feline attendance is not required.
The proper order for kissing is: Kiss me first, then go smell ...
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7. New York
An otherwise decent state with one big pimple called New York City. NYC is filthy (yes, STILL) and smells like trash. All NYC will do is take your money until you're smart enough to move to Upstate (where, now that electing Democrats is growing up there, will still take your money) or somewhere else in the US. Upstate is beautiful--mountains, the Finger Lakes, Niagara Falls, etc. New York is an okay place to visit, but I'd never, ever want to live there for an instant. Everyone who says it's so awesome a.) Can't spell (seriously, have you read these posts? What the hell are those public schools DOING?!) and b.) Can't base their "best-ness" on anything except mild cultural achievements that will be forgotten in 100 years.

And btw, whoever said there was a city in Upstate akin to Houston obviously doesn't know anything about Houston, the fourth-largest city in the nation...whereas the next largest city in New York is Buffalo at number 69...below Anchorage, AK.

And on the whole, New York City is the loudest place I've ever been and it produces the loudest people I've ever met.

If you want to go to New York, you'd be much better off spending your time in a decent place like Rochester, or hiking in the State Park.
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