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1. (adj.) shortened version of trailer trash to describe their social and economic standing. used to describe poor uncultured white people/rednecks that live in trailer homes because their dad is a drunk loser or their mom is a single slut parent working either collecting welfare or working at a check cashing store. trailer people are known for eating macaroni and cheese with weenies and cheap light beer for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. popularized by 8-mile the movie, and My Name is Earl tv show. Trailer is related to ghetto but one is white the other black, but both distinctly low-class. Dude, did you see that white bitch with the braids and slippers? Ya dude, she is fuckin trailer, fuck her skanky redneck ass, lets just get drunk and do some donuts at walmart. A'ight Jim-Bob, fuck it then.
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| 51. | valentine's day | ||
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AKA: Single's Awareness Day
Brought to you by senseless people everywhere who want to rub in the fact that they are "in love" and you are alone. This is just one more way popular people stomp on those of us who prefer a few close friends to 100s of acquaintences. Rather than being happy with the flowers she received for Valentine's Day, she must go to everyone in the office and show them her flowers and the card so that everyone knows how special she is.
Meanwhile she has not bothered to consider the fact that her behavior is rude to people who are alone, who do not have flowers on their desk advertising that they are available. |
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| 52. | Dan Marino | ||
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Term given to someone who possesses no jewlery.
Since Marino never won a superbowl, he doesnt have a superbowl ring. Can also be used to describe an older single woman. "That fool is broke, he's Dan Marino"
"That chick doesnt have a ring on that finger, she's a Dan Marino" |
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| 53. | Chicago is so two years ago | ||
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An amazing song by the band Fall Out Boy. This song is off their 2003 record, Take This To Your Grave. Written by Peter Wentz, music by Patrick Stumph. Chicago Is So Two Years Ago lyrics:
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my heart is on my sleeve wear it like a bruise or blackeye my badge, my witness that means that i believed every single lie you said cause every pane of glass that your pebbles tap negates the pains i went through to avoid you and every little pat on the shoulder for attention fails to mention i still hate you but there's a light on in chicago and i know i should be home all the colors of the street signs.. they remind me of the pickup truck out in front of your neighbor's house she took me down and said: "boys like you are overrated. so save your breath." loaded words and loaded friends are loaded guns to our heads cause every pane of glass that your pebbles tap negates the pains i went through to avoid you and every little pat on the shoulder for attention fails to mention i still hate you but there's a light on in chicago and i know i should be home all the colors of the street signs.. they remind me of the pickup truck out in front of your neighbor's house you want apologies girl, you might hold your breath until your breathing stops forever, forever the only thing you'll get is this curse on your lips: i hope they taste of me forever and there's a light on in chicago and i know i should be home all the colors of the street signs.. they remind me of the pickup truck out in front of your neighbor's with every breath i wish your body will be broken again, again with every breath i wish... |
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| 54. | IRV | ||
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IRV, which stands for "Instant-Runoff Voting", is a type of voting for single-winner elections in which voters NUMBER their ballots according to their preferences (IE "1" for top candidate, "2" for their second-favorite candidate, etc.), rather than mark one with an "X" by his/her name.
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Candidates must get a 50%+1 majority in order to be declared elected. If nobody achieves said majority, then the candidate with the least amount of votes is dropped off and his/her votes transferred to other candidates until one candidate wins. The intention is that a candidate has an absolute majority without any of the following: 1. tactical voting (voting for a major candidate so that a reviled candidate doesn't win) 2. spoiler effect (a third-party candidate "taking votes" from a major candidate) 3. negative campaigning (where candidates campaign so that it's like "Vote for me and nobody else." -- INSTEAD, candidates would say, "In case I'm eliminated, make sure to send your votes to him/her.") IRV was invented in 1870 by William Robert Ware (a U.S. American architect), who based it on the single-winner version of the multi-winner Single Transferable Vote, which itself was invented by Carl Andrae (a Danish politician and mathematician) and shaped by Thomas Hare (an English lawyer). In national politics, IRV is used in the following countries (There may be more, but here's what I found so far.): ~ Australia (Australian House of Representatives; by the way, Austral... |
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| 55. | poser | ||
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they wear mini skirts and g-unit clothing because they live in great neck(which is in ny) and they have to in order to fit into where they live but because they heard 3 singles by fall out boy they swear up and down that their punks can you name any other song that isn't a single? NO DIDNT THINK SO...and then they pretend to b ghetto..but they get rejected there as well...and when nothing else works..they become "emo" emphasis on the " ".......just shut ur mouth and b who u are...and if u dont know and u follow a crowd..2 bad 4 u sucker omg jenny...have u heard that song "dance dance" that song is like sooo effing amazing....if i walk into school singing that near the punks they'll TOTALLY except me
*next day after she attempts this the punks talk together* who the fuck is she? my god..shes such a poser... omg jenny being punk didn't work..so let me try being gangster..i'll wear baby phat and g-unit clothing!! they'll TOTALLY except me *next day after she attempts this the gangstas talk together* who the fuck is she? shes such a poser.. omg jenny being gangster didnt work either!!!! i guess ill have to be emo now and make up problems so that mayb SOMEBODY WILL LIKE ME. *she attempts this again(notice a pattern?) and well...* omg..shes a poser..she doesnt have any real problems she has tons of money..that bitch.. |
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| 56. | liberty land | ||
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Liberty Land WAS a theme park in Memphis, Tennessee that opened in 1976, on the bicentennial. It was a fun place for children and adults every summer. It has historical value because of the "Zippin' Pippin", the second oldest wooden roller coaster in the world. It was also Elvis Presley's favorite ride. It had many rides that are roller coasters, spinning rides, and a ride called the "Rebellion" that took you gradually up and up, then left you up there for nearly a minute not to know when they would drop you until you heard it click and thought it was going to break. That ride was the ultimate high. There was a ride called the "Sea Dragon" that swung front and back, getting higher and higher, and the "Kamakazzee" that was like that only it flipped all the way upside down. The rides there were scarier than most other amusement parks like Disney World because there weren't so many kiddie rides. But they did have some kiddie rides, like a chu-chu train and a smaller version of the "Sea Dragon". There was a metal roller coaster called the "Revolution" that turned you upside down 3 times, the "Tennesse Tilt", the "Wipe Out", the "Scrambler", a log ride, a water slide ride, etc. There was also an arcade with "Skee Ball" and "Wack-a-Mole" that you could win prizes for. Liberty Land was the location for the Mid-South fair every year. Sadly, Liberty Land was announced it was closing in October 2005, and was sold in June 2006. The "Zippin' Pippin" was sold for only $2,500 just becau... more...
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