i1SoftOS 

A knockoff version of Windows & Mac created by i1. Its minimum requirements are above an average persons PC which makes it perfect. You can buy it for the low cost of $5,000. When you install it, it has a 69% chance of blowing up your PC/laptop. Some say it's great to get some marshmallows and roast them above your burning PC after installing this software!

User 1: I just bought i1SoftOS!
User 2: Let me get the marshmallows!

i1SoftOS by ilydasher February 23, 2022

isoft 

come from the words. iPod and Microsoft

=isoft

The isoft is what happens when a power hungry turtle neck (steve jobs) and a bottlecap glasses homophobe (bill gates)

put aside the hate for each other in an attempt to enslave humanity the isoft has one function -seek out inteligent life and consume.

The isoft works in the simple way of being used as tolietpaper-
the user wipes his ass with the durable,non stainable , polyfiber composite.
When contact between saids asshole and the isoft paper is met the isoft releases tine nanobots to invade the users nervous system instaling pointless software such as
windows 7 , java , Microsoft exel , imovie , safari

and many more.
Once the nanobots have finished the programs are booted up and now the individual is under the command of the

mega- billjobz zord.

Man- once those isoft nanobots reach the ass it's all over...

Woman- how do we stop them once there inside?

Man- you tuck your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye

isoft by Mr.yum July 1, 2010