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Irritaint 

A residual, hard piece of fecal matter that remains lodged in the rectum after taking a dump. It causes severe itching, but rarely pain. The only remedy is to dump again or remove it with a finger.
I took a dump after eating peanuts and I had an irritaint that I couldn't reach until I got in up to the third knuckle. If you are wondering, yes, it was a peanut.
Irritaint by coyotemutt November 12, 2011
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Irritainment

Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but irresistible
Irritainment by jeska September 7, 2003

irritaining 

Something that can be annoying, yet funny at the same time.
"irritating" + "entertaining"
Mr. Fons and his class is irritaining.
irritaining by Anna S. January 19, 2007

irritainment

Poorly interviewed and produced current affairs programs that are so biased you feel like throwing something at the TV
Did you see that "irritainment" piece they had about food coloring in childrens medicine on A Current Affair/ Today Tonight (insert program here) last night.
irritainment by D. Granger February 2, 2007

Irritainment

The inability to look away from someone's dramatic acts because of the sheer entertainment of watching them make a fool of themselves.
Tom's drama is to the point of making a fool of himself. It's total Irritainment.
Irritainment by batt54 October 16, 2013

Irritainment

/ˈiriˌtān mənt /

noun

1) maddening, exasperating irksome or annoying media, news or social media stories (regardless of veracity) that purposefully inflame audiences often prompting polarizing and overblown comments or commentary.

2) the action of proving or being provided antagonistic or galling television, radio or internet media to anger viewers.
"Did you see that feminazi pant suit Hilary Clinton giving a speech about how she has nothing to prove?"

-"Oh my God anything about her is pure irritainment "