In my exuberance and joy during the holiday season, I asked a saleswoman for a cheese selection and did not accept her suggestion, whereby she then slipped the word "bitch" out of the corner of her mouth directed it toward me, at which point I became sensitized to the more frequent and noticeable contributions of my fellow man/woman toward each other and became irritabilitated for the rest of the afternoon, choosing to yell at the walls, stomp around and verbally kickbash the bejeezus out of my pies.