Illegularity 

Things that are illegal ; a more profound way to say 'illegal things'.

We shouldn't do illegularity - it's simply not worth it!

We are law-abiding citizens, we don't do the illegularities.

Illegularity by RYCHALICE December 20, 2017

voting irregularities 

The default explanation for an electoral defeat given by a losing candidate for public office.

Reporter: "But you lost the election by a 50% margin!"
Candidate: "Well, that's because of voting irregularities."

voting irregularities by Samuel Sundquist September 12, 2008

Bifidus irregularis 

This disease also known as Great Hall Food Syndrome, can cause severe nausea and weight loss. It is only contracted by eating food from the Great Hall at Duke TiP West Campus. Three weeks of a Bifidus irregularis infection can result in weight loss exceeding 20lbs. People who survive their encounter with Bifidus irregularis are known to be able to eat almost anything.

Fat Kid: "How did you lose 45 pounds in only 3 weeks?!?!?"
(Now) Skinny Kid: "I caught a severe case of Bifidus irregularis."
Fat Kid: "West food, huh? How many other places is McDonalds considered fine dining?"

Bifidus irregularis by 4thyearftw July 31, 2011

voting irregularities 

The default explanation for an electoral defeat given by a losing candidate for public office.

Reporter: "But you lost the election by a 50% margin!"
Candidate: "Well, that's because of voting irregularities."

voting irregularities by Samuel Sundquist September 10, 2008

Irregularationalistic 

Explaining things waaaay out of bounds to the point that you can't remember the original question or even the story later on.

Why did you buy ice cream?

Because the people that live under the Atlantic Ocean have never seen daylight and I wanted to write them a letter and tell them exactly how it tastes so they could realize the joys of this world they were missing.

Your irregularationalistic ideas have me dizzy.

Irregularationalistic by anonymous August 18, 2021