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1. Free Thinker
1. Newspeak term for anyone who supports all left-wing platforms without question or second thought.

2. Another term for non-conformist. Yuuuuh maaaaan you're so unique!!! *pfft*
To misquote a South park episode:

"Hey how do I become a 'free thinker'?"

"You have to hate George Bush like we do, and have the exact same political beliefs that we have."
2. Limewire pro
A Program That Limewire Wants You To Pay For
But You Dont Have To
All You need To Do Is Search Limewire Pro In Basic Limewire
And Youll Have It For Free
Its So Fuckin Ironic That You Use Free Limewire To Get Limewire Pro
My Friend Baught Limewire Pro Just Before I Got It For Free Off Of Limewire.
He Punched Himself In The Ballz.
3. dontneglectyourpet
Popular veteran yahoo chat artist, one of the few female chatters to attain druid-like status.

Shifts between verbose psychoanalysis and ironic cliches. (See examples)

Thought to have originally surfaced in Yahoo Indie! chat circa 2004, with the demise of the user rooms in 2005 made a series of long standing appearances in Yahoo! Punk n Ska n Thrash:1 from 2005 - 2006, 2009-2010 - eventually forging alliances with greg_the_vampire_goth, celestial_thunderbolt and pet_sounds_x - the latter being an historically unstable and chaotic online relationship that would go on to cause divisions and unrest within the Yahoo! empire.

A less offensive version has recently been spotted trawling Tinychat as boringindiegirl, possibly due to the threat of user banning.
Dontneglectyourpet: Lee I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and assume youre just pissed because ziggyrigby met a chatter for coffee even though he doesn't know what japanese free jazz is.

Dontneglectyourpet: *fkkks dogg OI OI OI OI OI OI

Dontneglectyourpet: honk honk
4. Wah-wah
A situation that is ironic and often comes paired with the Wah-wah sound effect.
America was formed when a bunch off assholes decided that they didn't want to give money to the country they were born in. The country that provided protection, transportation, and a wide variety of goods during colonization asking simply for a small tax in return. After killing a whole bunch of redcoats, Americans were finally free from having to pay taxes. Then they implemented taxes....Wah-wah.
5. First World Problems
The lesser known working title to Canadian singer/songwriter Alanis Morissette's hit song "Ironic".

Many have been confused as to the choice of ironic as the songs title when the lyrics are more unfortunate than ironic.

In fact there in lies the only thing ironic, it was written by someone who didn't know the definition of irony.
If you read through the lyrics you can clearly see where she was coming from with "First World Problems" as the working title as seen below;

1)It's like rain on your wedding day

2)A traffic jam when you're already late

3)It's a free ride when you've already paid

4)It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife

5)A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break

That being said, having the song contain a verse about a husband "kiss(ed) his kids goodbye" get on a plane and have it crash is neither a First World Problems, unfortunate or ironic. It's just messed up.
6. Hipster
Usually can be identified by skinny jeans, Tom's shoes, the 'ironic' t-shirt, thick rimmed glasses....They deny being hipsters of course, insisting that they 'don't believe in labels'. They insist on eating organic food, yet they all smoke (the approved hipster brands of cigarettes being Camel Lights, Parliament Lights, & if they're really extra pretentious, then American spirits). They claim to be very open minded & non-judgemental, yet only seem to date, hang out with, befriend, or associate with people that dress like them,like the same music, talk the same, walk the same, etc. They all like to pretend they have some kind of talent when it comes to art, & enjoy watching 'films' instead of movies (the more artsy-fartsy & less sense it makes, the better). They even all eat the same foods. Look in any hipsters basket next time you're at the store,& it'll always be greek yougart, hummus (or supplies to make hummus),some kind of organic, vegan snack that costs a zillion dollars a box, tastes like crap, yet they claim they 'can't live without!', & then some kind of 'ironic' cereal, like capt'n crunch or something like that.
Hipster #1-"I'll take a PBR"
Hipster #2-"I found the BEST brand of organic, cruelty-free, vegan turnip chips at Whole Foods-omg, I CRAVE those things!"
Hipster #3-"They're just too mainstream now-I liked them when no one else even knew about them"
7. freedom flag
1. A flag that stands for freedom.
2. "Le Tricolore" - The flag of France (in the present anti-French climate). This strikes me as being hilariously amusing because the entire reason why the Congress renamed French fries in the first place was to show that France did not support military action for freedom. The ironic juxtaposition inherent in the subtextual deconstructuralist narrative frame of this dialogical reificate is so funny that it makes me want to shit my pants, wipe it on the windows, and then run naked through Congress with my hands in the air gibbering like a lunatic.
1. Dude, the American flag is the only freedom flag in the world because everybody knows that America is the only free country in the world.

2. What flag do the French have then?

1. Shit.
by HMB May 11, 2003 add a video
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