| 1. | Iron My Shirt, Bitch | ||
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A banner best held up at a Feminist rally. "Women are People, Too!" - Banner
"Men are Pigs!" - Banner "Iron My Shirt, Bitch!" - Banner near the back |
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| 2. | Not my cup of tea | ||
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(Idiom) This will appeal to a formidable audience, but not me. 1: What do you think of feminazi rallies?
2: Not my cup of tea 2's mind: Iron my shirt bitch |
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| 3. | IMSB | ||
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Acronym for "Iron My Shirt, Bitch!"
Often used as a dismissive to feminists by chauvinist males. Also used as a dismissive by gay men to other gays. Feminist: Women should be allowed to play golf like you men!
Male Golfer: IMSB! |
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| 4. | man talk | ||
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highly sensative and/or controversal information that if women hear their heads will explode guy#1:Did you know Brett Favre is a blatant homosexual
guy#2:Yes, i have heard as much unwanted female: What are you talking about? guy#1: Dammit woman!! guy#2: What did i tell you about trying to listen to man talk. |
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| 5. | smoof | ||
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An Iron or device used to get the wrinkles out of your clothes Bitch hit me upside the head with a smoof!
I smoofed my shirt. |
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| 6. | Tremblitis | ||
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A sexual disease caught after having sex with an ugly female, who has the body of an ironing board and the face of a shetland pony. Person 1: 'shit man, i need to get checked out for tremblitis because i woke up next to a right ugly bitch last night.'
Person 2: Dude thats terrible. Person 3: Least i could iron my shirt before i left hers though. |
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| 7. | Hot Topic | ||
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A retail chain store that focuses on the "dark rock?" subculture (at this point I don't know who Hot Topics core demographic is), like how Hollister focuses on the "surfing" subculture. All in all not a bad store, prices are normally low, and I got this kick ass Iron Maiden shirt there for $10 But the employees can be a pain in the ass, always trying to sell you more stuff! Probably the worst part of Hot Topic stores is that a good portion of the shoppers are idiots who think they're being induvidual by shopping at a chain store (which has a revenue of $761 million, how punk) and think they're being even more unique by wearing t-shirts of "obscure" bands like Slipknot (They were 2nd on the billboard charts, how underground) and ICP (who are a fucking franchise now, seriously they sell energy drinks) But overall it's just like every other chain store, but it's a bit cheaper which is nice (Example of overselling of Hot Topic employees)
Employe: Ok...hey can I interest you in the new Drake CD Me: no...I just spent $10 here, fuck off (example of stupid Mall Goths) Mall Goth: I'm so original look at my slipknot shirt, no posers know about slipknot, they're so heavy and metal Me: *slaps him* Bitch go buy a fucking Nile CD |
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