|1.||Iron My Shirt, Bitch|
A banner best held up at a Feminist rally.
"Women are People, Too!" - Banner
"Men are Pigs!" - Banner
"Iron My Shirt, Bitch!" - Banner near the back
|2.||Not my cup of tea|
(Idiom) This will appeal to a formidable audience, but not me.
1: What do you think of feminazi rallies?
2: Not my cup of tea
2's mind: Iron my shirt bitch
Acronym for "Iron My Shirt, Bitch!"
Often used as a dismissive to feminists by chauvinist males.
Also used as a dismissive by gay men to other gays.
Feminist: Women should be allowed to play golf like you men!
Male Golfer: IMSB!
highly sensative and/or controversal information that if women hear their heads will explode
guy#1:Did you know Brett Favre is a blatant homosexual
guy#2:Yes, i have heard as much
unwanted female: What are you talking about?
guy#1: Dammit woman!!
guy#2: What did i tell you about trying to listen to man talk.
An Iron or device used to get the wrinkles out of your clothes
Bitch hit me upside the head with a smoof!
I smoofed my shirt.
A sexual disease caught after having sex with an ugly female, who has the body of an ironing board and the face of a shetland pony.
Person 1: 'shit man, i need to get checked out for tremblitis because i woke up next to a right ugly bitch last night.'
Person 2: Dude thats terrible.
Person 3: Least i could iron my shirt before i left hers though.
A retail chain store that focuses on the "dark rock?" subculture (at this point I don't know who Hot Topics core demographic is), like how Hollister focuses on the "surfing" subculture.
All in all not a bad store, prices are normally low, and I got this kick ass Iron Maiden shirt there for $10
But the employees can be a pain in the ass, always trying to sell you more stuff!
Probably the worst part of Hot Topic stores is that a good portion of the shoppers are idiots who think they're being induvidual by shopping at a chain store (which has a revenue of $761 million, how punk) and think they're being even more unique by wearing t-shirts of "obscure" bands like Slipknot (They were 2nd on the billboard charts, how underground) and ICP (who are a fucking franchise now, seriously they sell energy drinks)
But overall it's just like every other chain store, but it's a bit cheaper which is nice
(Example of overselling of Hot Topic employees)
Employe: Ok...hey can I interest you in the new Drake CD
Me: no...I just spent $10 here, fuck off
(example of stupid Mall Goths)
Mall Goth: I'm so original look at my slipknot shirt, no posers know about slipknot, they're so heavy and metal
Me: *slaps him* Bitch go buy a fucking Nile CD