Iron Maiden is not to be argued with, because their mascot Eddie, who is the fucking beastliest, coolest mascot EVER, will rip your head off. They are the greatest band ever, and people that like metal, but not Iron Maiden, should have their nipples ripped off and glued to their eyeballs.
Maybe "Aces High".
Maidenhead: Iron Maiden fuckin roxorz my soxorz.
Fuckingdouche: Iron Maiden sucks.
*Maidenhead then proceeds to rip Fuckingdouche's pubic hair out and staple it to Fuckingdouche's face.
Fuckingdouche: You've converted me... Iron Maiden is fucking amazing.
Maidenhead: Damn straight.
2) A medieval torture instrument shaped rather like a coffin, but that the head and feet could come out of. It was lined with spikes inside, and closed on people who commited the most heinous crimes, such as not liking the king.
I'd like to put that dipshit NED in an Iron Maiden.
2) A medieval torture and execution device which was made of iron. A person was placed inside the box of the iron maiden while the door (which had impaling spikes on the inside) was closed slowly to to maximise pain and injury, while the prisoner died over the next few hours to few days from their injuries.
2) "Throw him in the Iron Maiden!"
They have so many awesome hits. Almost every song they write is amazing!