Top Definition
One who looks as or is of irish descent who talks in monotone and believes he(or she) is god. Can down Multiple beers in moments and pees straight up so that anatomy is doused. Brags about sexual encounters. Who loves to cuddle.
Girl 1 : hey that brandon guy over there seems cool.

Girl 2: Nah hes just an irishpissdick.

sammi : ahh i just love my girlfriend even tho she pees upward.

Elisha : AHHH!!!! you mean shes an IRISHPISSDICK!!!
by Kaos160 June 25, 2009

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