1. Idiot who THINKS he's from Ireland or (Eire). Can be found in America and some parts of England. Thinks he has celtic heritidge despite
a)not having pale skin
b)having dark hair
c)not being able to speak the language
d)not having the accent
e)having no knowledge of Irish history and thinking that ther're Irish because their surname begins with an O' or ends with '-an' eg. O'Toole, GrogAN
f)not being able to hold their drink
G)HAVING AN IDENTITY CRISIS
2. Guy from Ireland - who I have no problem with
The last irish guy I met was Liam Gallagher. He's from the same part of Ireland as me - England.
Policy or an action that is silly.
"That's so fucking irish" mainly used by scots or english who are a bit racist.
In the same league as my mum giving my brother the nickname "O'Reily" because he's a bit thick. Coming from the traditional joke format, "An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman..." where the irishman is the butt of the joke.
"We're building a bridge, but we don't have any river to build it over, so its been cancelled and we're not going into work any more." Dylan Moran giving an example of irish news.
Irish: The race that saved civilization.
The race that put the 'ire' in Eire!
The race that produced the some of the world's most gorgeous human beings.
The race that included the most humorous human beings.
The race that produced some of the finest writers and social commentators.
The race created to make the English humble.
The race that clearly had the most fun on the Titanic.
The race that reminds us to believe in all things magical: leprechauns, fairies, rainbows, unicorns, four leaf clovers and pots of gold.
The race that reminds us of the power of story.
The race that knows how to die with aplomb.
The race that wrote the book on working hard & playing harder.
The race that knows the strength of family.
The race with the loveliest sweaters.
The race who know dancing cures many an ill.
The race that respects animals.
The race that creates the hottest firemen and officers.
The race you would want to be if you could choose!
And on top of all that:
The race that created 'Father Ted'
Enough Said!! ;)
(Gratefully not responsible for 'Lucky Charms' Cereal or Tom Cruise however tasty both may be...)
"If it ain't Irish, it's just not that funny."
What you are if you live in, where born in or have parents who were born in Ireland.
Not what Americans are if their ancestors came from Ireland. You are American, your ancestors were Irish.
American Person: Oh my god, you're Irish. My husband is from Cork. He's never been there though. (someone actually said this to me!)
Irish Person: Ri-ight!
American Person: Oh my god, it's Saint Patrick's day. I didn't realise it. I should wear something green, I'm Irish. (someone also said this to me!)
Irish person: No you're not, you're American with Irish ancestors!!!
the nicest people youll ever meet...when you break through their fronted temper...its true that the irish have horrible tempers, but seriously, who the fuck doesnt? known as either the ugliest ppl youll ever see, or so drop dead gorgeous you cant keep your eyes off them. and fuck you if you think that were all alcocholics who eat potatoes and have no education, youre damn wrong.
i dont need one...alright fuck that, yes i do
yo,what the hell was that fight about??
"someone called that irish guy a ginny"
Very hard working people with positive attitudes.
I am of Irish parents.
someone you do not want to challege to a drinking contest, also never challenge to quarters
Irish can never be beat in drinking, or quarters