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92.
People of Irish descent. Considered the "Blacks of Europe" and for good reason. Scientific analysis has shown the Irish to be closer to apes than most Europeans, this is especially apparant in facial structure. Physically they have large, oversized balloon heads with relatively small brains compared to homo sapiens. Sickly pale white skin with bad teeth is common.
Known to be loud and obnoxious in behavior, and prone to alcoholism. Like to think of themselves as tough fighters, but universally known to cut and bleed easily.
Have a long tradition of racial intolerance, and are proud of it. Males of the species often have small penises, known as "the curse of the irish". It is believed the "baby dick syndrome" is a major cause of anger issues and alcoholism among the males. Their 'cuisine' is very simple, all foods are boiled with a minimal seasonings. A common snack is a dirty potato fresh from the earth,devoured with much relish! They must eat potatoes at regular intervals, failure to do so will lead to paranoia and mental instability.(eg. "They're Always After me Lucky Charms!")
Their beverage of choice to wash the spuds down is bottled sewage known as "Guinness".
Interestingly, despite all these shortcomings, they have a "superiority complex" bordering on arrogance. It is believed this developed as a coping mechanism.

Occupation: The males are known to work as police officers, where laziness,lack of character, and racist attitudes make them an ideal fit. Others work in non mentally demanding fields such as construction.

Mating: Often occurs while intoxicated, birth control is rarely used. Low intelligence and Fetal Alcohol Syndrome are believed to be causative factors... Litters are large, with the female bearing over 15 "tater tots" in an average lifespan.

Culture: Have brought the world numerous abominations such as "Riverdance", "U2", hack/plagarist Denis Leary and the always nauseating "Dropkick Murphys".
A million Irish starved to death during the potato famine. . .You're on an ISLAND for chrissakes, learn how to FISH, you stupid Micks!

I needs me beloved potato NOW, Molly!!

Paddy: Kiss me, I'm Irish!!

Woman: *Vomits* Is that lipless orifice filled with rotten, jagged teeth supposed to be your mouth??
by Palladio December 03, 2007
 
1.
kickass people who dont smell like potatoes, or drink whiskey all the time. better than the french. racist? maybe.
irish people are better than french people
by catherine February 12, 2005
 
2.
1. People From Ireland (Duhh)
2. Went Through 800 Years of English Oppression and kicked (most) of the bastards out. Still troubles going on to this day
3. Probably the nicest race of people you will ever meet
4. Can handle drink unlike some English louts.
5. Hate knackers/Chavs
Tiocfaidh ar la. - Our Day Will Come!
by *IrishMan* March 05, 2005
 
3.
" Negroes turned inside out." The Irish are a cultured and intelligent people who have been discriminated against in both England and America. Believe me, those WASPs weren't always holding parades for us. They used to burn our churchs, lynch us, fire us first, hire us last. Plus, since we were all poor, did all that jigging, and drank a lot they didn't consider us white. They used to call us "negroes turned inside out." So don't take your heritage for granted, my fellow Irishmen. We've been through a lot. Thats probably why Irish women are some of the most strong-willed, brave women in the world, a long with black, italian, and jewish women. The same goes for our hard-working men, who gave their lives on the assembly lines. Never forget.
Know your roots, my fellow irishmen. Irish pride.
by Never Forget Yourself October 03, 2005
 
4.
People From Ireland(Obviously)
The Language Spoken by the Irish(Gaeilge)
A Nation far Greater than Britian
A Nation to be proud to be Born in
Not just a place full of potatoes and drink
The founders of Guinness
The Nation who kicked the bastard Brits out of Ireland!

For all my fellow irishmen reading this I salute you and advise you to give this definition a thumbs up!
Irish kick ass way better than Britian
by flamingo69 July 25, 2006
 
5.
coolest motherfuckers around. at least better than you. WERE NOT ALL FUCKING ALCHOLICS. get that through your thick skull. contrary to popular belief, we dont all eat potatoes every meal of the day.
the irish are the blacks of europe
by catherine February 11, 2005
 
6.
1.The hottest nationality
2.Yes-we can hold our liquor unless those english pussies
3.No-that doesn't mean we're alchoholics
4.The only nation w/ their own holiday celebrated worldwide
5.Get lots of kisses
6.Is envied by all
7.Kicked those dirty bastard brits back to their own wasteland country
8.Loves green
u kno u wish u were one of the selected few who were lucky enough to b born IRISH!!!
boy1:damn that girl is sexy
boy2:yea, and shes irish too
boy1:well that explains why shes so sexy!
irishgirl:hey boys, kiss me, i'm irish
*MMMMUAH!!!!!*
by sExY iRiSh BaBy April 06, 2005
 
7.
Has whiskey in it
Irish coffe, irish cream, Irish man
by a November 22, 2003