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Actually, this is fueled by the tendency of the non-Irish to confuse Irishmen and Scotsmen. The Scottish evolved small penises because of their tendency to run around freeballing in a battlefield with nothing to protect their willy but a wee kilt! Dumbass: Hey, why are you wearing that golf cap?
Irish guy: It's a fooken Irish cap! Arsehole. Dumbass: What, so you're Irish? Irish guy: No shite! Dumbass: You're suffering from the Irish curse. Am I right? Irish guy: It's the Scottish curse, ye dumb fook! Dumbass:There's a difference? Irish guy: *sigh* I'd beat ye to death with me own dong but ye'd probably like it. *shoots the dumbass instead* |
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A very small penis. A baby corn. A baby dick. A bottle cap. A Cocktail Weiner. I was born in Boston, Mass which is perhaps the only state in the Union where being stricken by The Irish Curse is not unusual.
-- from Martin Casella's Off-Broadway play, THE IRISH CURSE |
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The classic definition is "red nose, short hose"; i.e., the tendency of Irish men to take to alcohol and to have a smaller than average penis. "Yes, I suffer from the Irish Curse"--uttered by a guest on the Howard Stern show's episode about small penises.
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All Potatoes, No Meat!
Small Penis and large testicles All Potatoes, No Meat!
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The Irish Curse refers to how Irish men usually have small penises. Variations can also include drunkenness or large testes. Unfortunately, I am a victim of the Irish Curse. My penis is only a little over four inches.
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A complete definition of the Irish Curse would be the combination of very small penis/very LARGE testicles.
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The English, of course. Belligerent English thugs have been the Irish curse for centuries.
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also known as "The Whisky Dick", the Irish Curse is the inability to maintain an erection due to excessive consumption of alcohol Colin Farrell mentioned he had a case of the Irish curse after drinking too much one night and taking a lady home
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