| 29. | Technologically impaired | ||
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someone that has NO CLUE on how to use technology, such as computers, cell phones, ipods, mp3s.
Meh: Did you see her in the computer lab today?
You: Yeah! She was totally technologically impaired! |
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| 30. | Shuffle Shame | ||
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When one's ipod is a shuffle, and when all of your friends are not as jewish as you and can afford better ipods. Man, i have a case of hardcore shuffle shame.
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| 31. | Zune | ||
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Microsofts multi-media player. In the oppinoins of those who bought it, its better than an ipod. i have one and i love it! It started out slow in sales but its building itself up to apple. People who have zunes are usually educated and don't need to go with the crowd to think they are cool. they are independent and there zunes last longer than the horrible ipods.They alos usually listen to awesome rock instead of horriblr rap. Zune software is easier to use and they have better subscription plans for music. Zunes have radio, video, picture, music, games, and the ability to wirelessly share music and videos with other zune users. Zune is the ultimate device and it didnt copy ipods. it learned from ipods mistakes. how would it have copied ipod? just because it plays music? thats why apple usuers cant find try to find arguments against it but cant. Me-Hey, my zune just got updated! AND I DIDNT NEED TO BUY A NEW ONE LIKE IPODS DO!
friend-really? wow. but zunes are gay! ME-*reads friend the definition* friend- Oh nevermind |
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| 32. | Tween | ||
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The name of a certain age group, usually between the ages of 9-14. "Tween" is another word for "Pre-teen", and is a modern word used commonly these days. Tweens are the age group in between 'children' and 'teenagers'. Negative definition: Depending on the maturity, tweens are usually 9-14 years of age. It is the hardest stage of life. These days, tweens try to fit in with the crowd, and keep up with things such as clothes and electronics, dramatically. They try to act mature, even though what they are doing is not mature at all. People in this age group who actually act like themselves are the cool ones, and shouldn't be known as a tween, but instead a pre-teen. Tweens: 1. Watch Disney Channel; 2. Like retarded famous people, such as: Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus, Jonas Brothers, etc; 3. Buy their clothes from Supre, and buy their jewellery from Diva; 4. Play netball, basketball, or in some countries: cheerleading; 5. Have iPods and all of the up-to-date songs (no matter how much the songs don't suit the person); 6. (Australian tweens) have slight American accents; 7. Go on MSN instead of Facebook; 8. Must talk to friends on MSN instead of ringing them up. 1. Jodi: I hate my little sister Jordana. I was in the middle of watching Family Guy, then I left the room to get myself more salad when the commercials started. Then she entered the house with 3 of her bitchy friends. When I got back to the lounge room they had changed it to Disney Channel and were watching the retarded show Sonny With A Chance. She just has to watch it 24/7.
Rockford: What a tween she is. 2. Tweens on MSN: Tiff: hEy OlIvIa!@!@!!11 Olivia: OMG HeY tIfF i HaVeNt HeArD fRoM u In LiKe DaYs!!@ Tiff: YeH!!! wE sHoUlD rLlY cAtCh Up!!!#!@!%@ Olivia: YyYyYeEeEeHhHhHh!!!!!!@@!!@!!1!!!1 Tiff: LiKe LeTs Go 2 ThE mOoOoViEs 2 C cAmP RoCk!!!!!@! Olivia: OOOOMMMMMGGGG!!!! YYYEEHEHEHHH!!! Tiff: k ThAtS lIkE sOoOoOoO tOtAlLy AwSoMe!! CyA tHeRe!!! AnD bY dA wAy CaN uR nIcKnAmE bE pIv InStEaD oF lIv!?????!!?? Olivia: yeehhhh Gr8 IdEa!!1 I lIkE dA sOuNd Of DaT nAmE!!!! iT sOuNdS lIkE pErV!!!! Tiff: I kNoW rIte!? Olivia: K....i WiLl CyA aT dA mOvIeS!! Tiff: biiiii biiii PiV!! Olivia: CyA l8Er TiFf!!!!!!!!! Tiff: MwAaAaA.......xoxoxoxoxo Olivia: xoxoxoxoxx Tiff: HaHaAaahaaha!! Olivia: hAHa lol! Tiff: oK cYa @ CaMp RoCk MoViE! Olivia: k ByEeEEeEe xoxoxooxoxooxoxoxoxoxxooxxpxxo |
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| 33. | iPod | ||
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Noun: An MP3 Player developed by Apple. It's size, or capacity, ranges from 4G to 160G, depending on the iPod variant (Shuffle, Nano, Classic, Touch, etc.). It's size, physically, ranges from, comparatively, a hair-clip and a PDA.
iPods can to a variety of things. They can, of course, play music. They can also run games, play and record video, and store pictures. It doesn't look like many people here like iPods. Remember, kids: Urban Dictionary is a place for definitions, not slander!
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| 34. | Cowon | ||
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Cowon, allso known as iaudio, is a brand of music and media players. They offer awesome sound quality and freedom compared to iPods, but you dont get a pair of crappy white earphones with them and they dont have a half eaten fruit as a logo so they suck! What iPod is that?
Its not an iPod, its the cowon S9! Why dont you get an iPod? Beacuse I like this more, it has a 100 times better screen, the sound is just awesome and dont get me started on custom UIs! But... but... it doesnt have wifi! AHA!!! I have it on my phone dumbass, and did I forget I dont have to use itunes? That chines crap cant be good. iPods are amerikan and so they must be better! Whatever... |
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| 35. | iPod Touch | ||
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If the iPods were on a TV show, the iPod Touch would definetly be the breakout character. It recently began to out-sell the Nano, making it one of the most popular portable media devices of all-time. (iPod Classic is in the role of a single father living in San Francisco, the Nano and Touch are the two teenage siblings, and the Shuffle is the baby brother)
iPod Classic: Children! I have someone for you to meet! This your new adopted teenage brother, the iPod Touch! (Laugh track goes "WOOOOOOOOOOOO!") iPod Touch: It's a pleasure to meet you all! iPod Nano: I don't want an older sibling! (starts crying and runs upstairs, and eats so much that it gets fat) iPod Shuffle: I'm small and have no screen, but if you push down on my head, I can talk to you! iPod Classic: Awww, he just said his first word! (3 seasons later......) iPod Classic: Wow iPod Touch, you're so awesome and cool that you were able to to turn the iPod Nano into a small piece of shit that can't even play videos! No wonder you're the most popular iPod! |
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