| 1. | iPod shuffle | ||
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The iPod that fits 150 songs, the rule is you either love it or shove it. Person 1: I just got an iPod shuffle!
Person 2: Cool! I just got an iPod nano Some Idiots: YOU GUYS REALIZE THEIR DIFFERENT! Person 1&2: WE DON'T GIVE A CRAP TO WHAT YOU PEOPLE SAY! **Person 1&2 used their iPods together to battle monsters and bad guys and didn't give a crap if their mp3 players were different** |
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| 2. | world domination | ||
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One word will rule them all...STARBUCKS!
Seriously, Starbucks in trying to take over the world with caffeine, sugar, and trans fat....oh, you thought fraps were just ice and milk? think again.... But wait, another contender is on the battlefield!...APPLE and the iPod! Oh wait, they're making a peace treaty! When Starbucks achieves world domination, water will cost more than frappuchinos. And Apple will be supply Mac computers for the registers, and iPods for the baristas. The horror!
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| 3. | Bitchocracy | ||
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the rule of Bitches (men and women and others) over society, making the weaker, lamer solution
always the 'correct' one to prevent those that suggest those ideas from 'bitching' Hybrid Cars made of plastic with built in Ipods? man, score another one for the Bitchocracy!
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| 4. | Sucks on ice | ||
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A phrase used to describe something thats sucks more than the average level of suckiness. Person 1: Oh no! my sister replaced all the songs on my ipod with Hannah Montana and Taylor Swift.
Person 2: Ouch, that sucks on ice. |
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| 5. | PCFC | ||
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A fresh school for frosh's to mingle. you only stay at this school for a year so you can do whatever the hell you want. A school where lightsabers are outlawed and this rule is because of some stupid kids in the 06 graduating class. it is located on the plateau of issaquah and most of the kids that go there are rich. but some consider themselves "ghetto" because they live in Klahanie or as they like to call it, "Klahompton." Kids stay after school and walk over to QFC and whine about how they cant listen to their 300 dollar iPods during class. The mascot is a lynx which is a cat with no tail. SO INTIMIDATING! I dont wanna go to highschool i wanna stay at PCFC!
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| 6. | 6th Grader | ||
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I'm a 6th Grader and I'm 12 years old, but I'm not here to say 6th Graders fucking rule or anything BECAUSE THEY DON'T!! My GOD! I can easily see why everyone hates 6th Graders! Jesus! Everyone in my grade is a little immature prick who tries and fails to insult and intimidate people! They're so damn immature that they laugh at fart noises FUCKING FART NOISES!! And they're so damn ignorant! Constantly classing everyone they dislike as gay when really EVERY gay person is MUCH better than these little bastards! They're all little wannabe gangsters and they listen to their shitty rap music on their ugly outdated iPods that their mommies bought them for their Birthdays! Their spelling and grammar is FUCKING HORRIBLE!! They refuse to learn the fucking idiots! They just sit there drawing some shitty pictures of guns on their worksheets!! And the girls THE FUCKING GIRLS!! A BUNCH OF LITTLE MIDGET SLUTS WHO WEAR FUCKING HORRIBLE MAKE-UP AND PUT GLITTER AND LOVE HEARTS ON THEIR UGLY FACES CONSTANTLY TALKING ABOUT BLOODY JUSTIN BIEBER AND THAT SHITTY JLS!! GODDAMMIT!!! In summary THESE PEOPLE NEED TO BE BEATEN AND BEATEN HARD!!!! Male 6th Grader: DURR I LURVE FIFTEH SENT HURR UR GHAY LAWL UR MOM HURRRRRRrrrrr.....
Female 6th Grader: OMG I LIKE LURVE JUSTIN BIEBER HE'S SO HAWT AND SO IS DAT BOI THAR LOLOLOLOL I LURVE MAKE-UP OMG AND GLITTER LAWL |
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