Subscribe English
look up any word, like seagulling:
 
161.
The premier mp3 player.
Apparently people have a problem with that.
The most common problem? Too expensive.
Is that REALLY the case?
No, the nay-sayers are CHEAP. Yes CHEAP.
A ford fiesta drives around town just like a Mercedes-Benz G500.
But we all know the difference.
An ipod to a iriver whatever is the same thing.
Not everyone is CHEAP and unable to afford an ipod.
For a country built on majority rule, some people sure do complain alot.
it's not the world's best-selling mp3 player for no reason.
Some people don't care to watch a full-fledged movie on a screen the size of a babies hand nor buy a mp3 player to listen to the radio (c'mon now, don't be nit-pickey.)
Just calmly think about it to yourself and chiefly, stop being so damn CHEAP.
broke ass motherfuckahs... i'm ballin' bitches! i even got diamonds all around my shit. Suck on these muthafuckahs!!
Anti-Ipod Guy: you got an ipod? How stupid of you, my mp3 player is half the price and does all the same things. Even has a internet radio.
Pro-Ipod Guy: That's nice...

same as saying...

Anti-Ipod Guy: You got a BMW M3? How stupid of you. My Ford Focus has four wheels and front-mounted engine and costs a fraction of your car. Even has FM radio.
Pro-Ipod Guy: That's nice...
by The Grey John October 24, 2007
3 9
 
1.
Thw world's smallest form of penis compensation.
Make sure you wear your white headphones everywhere you go while struting around in your tight pants and white belt while listening to the latest Hawthorne Heights song. Who cares if you have no class or taste, you're cool.
by Amall July 31, 2005
6415 2668
 
2.
I bought one of these with my saved money. iPods are a waste of space on earth.

1. It holds more songs than anyone will ever own in their lives.
2. It says 12 hour battery life, but lasts for dick hours
3. Limited rechargeable battery - there are only a certain amount of charges you can use and then you have to pay a bazillion dollars for a new god damn battery.
4. Covering scratches easily, and if you don't want the screen to look like a cat was trying to find drugs in it, you have to buy a 50 dollar rubber case that yellows with time.
5. So overpriced for such a piece of shit. $420.00 CDN for it alone, and then a 3-year warranty which bumped it up to $508.00.

Seriously. Go die, Apple.
"Holy crap, you have an iPod! That's so cool! How many songs does it hold?"
"Five thousand."
"How many do you have on it?"
"About 200."
"Why the shit did you get a 20 GB then"
"........I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you"
by lindsay the gangster June 03, 2005
4093 2517
 
3.
Everything wrong with western society contained within a small media player.
Person A: OMG, dude! I just bought an ipod!

Person B: What, on purpose?
by _Larry_ July 06, 2005
3170 1664
 
4.
The Most Expensive way to listen to music.
If have two options. Pay $10,000 to download 10,000 mp3's for Ipod, or pay $14.95 and download 10,000 mp3. hmmmm
by Doug Hightower September 03, 2005
2348 1327
 
5.
a topic on urbandictionary.com that has been used to discuss the pros and cons of ipods between viewers. Besides it is too expensive and the only reason it has more sales than any other is because people are stupid
read all of the other entries to see what i mean
by marko April 14, 2005
1964 1040
 
6.
An Apple Computer branded mp3 player with a large capacity solid state hard drive.
Hey John... send me that new 1108 Thugz track so I can put it on my iPod.
by Mike Rundle April 29, 2003
1843 1029
 
7.
the same thing as a Creative Zen in all respects except it looks a little cooler and costs twice as much.
-hey i got my 60 gig Ipod ofr just $500!

-you dumbass, I got my 60 gig zen for $250!
by green phantom February 26, 2005
1335 774