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A popular, high capacity mp3 player developed by Apple, reviled by many users of Urban Dictionary as a loathsome object of inexaustible hatred. Despite being nothing more
than a fairly expensive music player, the Ipod appears to have fomented a vicious social conflict unseen since the French Revolution.
Husband: "Honey, I bought you an Ipod for Christmas!"
Wife: "An Ipod!" "You Goddamn prick, I want a divorce."
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A digital music player produced by Apple Computer co.

The iPod is an enigma in both terms of success and controversy; some customers find the product unreliable and the battery difficult to change where as others praise its simple design and ease of use. An example of its design would be the touch-sensitive wheel that allows you to easily select an artist, album or track intuitively and at speed.

People who dislike the iPod often quote that it's over-priced, unreliable and that most people cannot use the storage space - this is mostly true for any similar device on the market, although the perceived lack of reliability of any popular product will doubtlessly be driven by how vocal disappointed individuals are. The most dumbfounding claim is that you can only use music bought from iTunes and that the software is difficult and unreliable to use. There are many third-party applications that work with an iPod, and the player supports many codecs. Should you try and transfer an unsupported codec, iTunes will automaticlly convert it - obviously you do not have to have purchased your music from iTunes to have it in your library.
iPod is subject to a lot of jealousy from school-age children.

iPod is a victim of its own success.

People have an obsession with iPod.
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Trendy overpriced p.o.s. that can't even do gapless output or vorbis. Not for people who like music. Less expensive players have more features and sound better.
Watch me demonstrate defenestration with this ipod-using poser!
by pseudonyme July 10, 2004
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1.Probably the status symbol of today's teen. If you don't have one, you are not cool. If you have one, you are cool. Personally, I think there are many better mp3 players of there, like, I dunno, the Creative Zen! Like many other people said, it will hold more songs than anyone will hear in their life. I think the new introduction of videos was, quite possibly, the dumbest thing ever invented. Why the hell would you watch full length movies on tiny little screens, when you can hook up, say, a Creative Zen, to the T.V. and watch your movies. No, Creative isn't paying me to say that, I just own one, and they are about 4,397 times better than an Ipod.

2. What everyone will call your mp3 player no matter what type it is.
1. <unpopular dude> WOAH DUDES!!!! I GOTS ME A NEW VIDEO IPOD!! AND GUESS WHAT!!! IT PLAYS VIDEOS!!! IT ONLY COSTEDEDED 5,000,000 U.S. DOLLARS!!! LOLROFl.
<popular dudes> WOAH MAN NOW YOU IS POPULAR COME AND SMOKE ROLLED UP PEICES OF PAPER WITH US BEHIND THE SCHOOL LOL CUZ OUR MOMMIES SAID WE COUDN'T HAVE CIGARETTES!! AND MY DAD SAID I COUDN'T STEAL HIS WHEN I ASKED IF I COULD!!!

<Smart dude> Idiots.

2.<formerly unpopular dude> HEY MANS IS THAT A IPOD!!?!?!?!!?!!?!?!?!1111uno!!!11117

<Aformentioned smart dude> Um, no. It's called <insert and music player here>, and it's <ridiculous number> times better than your status symbo...sorry, Ipod.
by Sw0rdPh1sh October 17, 2006
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Possibly one of the worst designed of all mp3 players. So sensitive to movement. (don't try and copy those ad's)
if you don't have an apple computer it'll stuff up and you will have to pay a fee (even though it is under warrenty).
Accessories cost a bucketload (ie here in australia the skin cost me $60 bucks)
Scratch-resistant? pffft
Girl in cafe - you have an ipod? cool
Girl in cafes friend - no, i've only had it one month and its stuffed up already
Me (overhearing)- really? yours is broken too? i just sent mine back and i know 3 others who have had to send it to get repaired
Some dude - you girls should just get creative mp3 players. much more reliable than that ipod crap
everyone angry at apple
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A small anal insertable white box.

Primary use is to make pretentious individuals feel that they are cool.

Flaws

- Anal insertable
- Prime target for muggers
- Makes wankers even wankier
- Expensive
- Battery life expectancy shorter than that of a dead pig
"Wow this iPod fits in my ass!!! "
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A misspelling of Apple's range of portable iPod media players.
Dave: Hey, can I listen to your i-pod?
Tim: It's iPod, dude.
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