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I really don't know why so many people are hating on the iPod. I, personally, think it's great. While it's more expensive than some MP3 players that do the same thing, it just appeals to me more than other MP3 players. I think it has great battery life, the videos look really good, and I really like the click wheel. Sure, it's a pretty penny, but I think it's very worth it. I didn't buy it because I wanted to look cool, I bought it because I wanted a reliable MP3 player that looked nice, was easy to use, and was sturdy.

However, the headphones they give you are COMPLETE SHIT. Mine broke after a day and I had to buy new ones. LAME.
"Hey guys I got an iPod!"
"You retard, a Creative Zen is like way cheaper and has the same storage."
"Uh..FUCK YOU because iPods are way better.."
by madcow4668 August 19, 2007
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A small anal insertable white box.

Primary use is to make pretentious individuals feel that they are cool.

Flaws

- Anal insertable
- Prime target for muggers
- Makes wankers even wankier
- Expensive
- Battery life expectancy shorter than that of a dead pig
"Wow this iPod fits in my ass!!! "
by DirtySavage January 25, 2005
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Possibly one of the worst designed of all mp3 players. So sensitive to movement. (don't try and copy those ad's)
if you don't have an apple computer it'll stuff up and you will have to pay a fee (even though it is under warrenty).
Accessories cost a bucketload (ie here in australia the skin cost me $60 bucks)
Scratch-resistant? pffft
Girl in cafe - you have an ipod? cool
Girl in cafes friend - no, i've only had it one month and its stuffed up already
Me (overhearing)- really? yours is broken too? i just sent mine back and i know 3 others who have had to send it to get repaired
Some dude - you girls should just get creative mp3 players. much more reliable than that ipod crap
everyone angry at apple
by meeq March 03, 2005
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The way idiots and southerners write iPod.
i gotz muh i-pod n then i made luv on muh sistah lolz.
by pc_michael July 16, 2006
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Provided by the company Apple, it lets you play songs in the version of a mp3 music format. It also lets you play videos and movies, as well as let you view photos. You can add contacts to your iPod, notes, and can play various games. You can download more stuff at the iTunes store. iPods have a variety of colors and types, all differences by gigabytes and size.
I think I'm lucky to have a 8GB iPod Nano.
by MisaTange July 06, 2009
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What people buy when they don't do research on mp3 players. I'll admit that it looks really cool and the Nano looks even cooler...but when you get down to it, the software is inferior and it limits the things you can do with your music. You can only sync it with itunes and that deletes songs off the ipod that aren't in itunes anymore and you can't transfer the music from the ipod to another computer.
About 90% of suburban high school students use ipods. They didn't go with what made sense, but with what was trendy...which is okay for some people.
by Casual Reader September 17, 2005
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ADVANTAGES:

1. Can be dropped several times on concrete and still work just fine.

2. Charges quickly and lasts a long time on one charge (up to a day)

3. Click wheel is very responsive and easy to use.

4. Has cool accessories.

5. Large, bright display.

6. Cool features.

DISADVANTAGES:

1. Attracts robbers.

2. Battery costs a crapload of money to replace.

3. Expensive as hell.

4. Scratches Easily so you have to buy a case ($15-$50) to protect it.
IPODs do suck in a way, but they're not that bad!
by chicagophanatic December 09, 2006
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Expensive mp3 player designed by Apple.

Apple has conspired a master plan to ensure you pay the most possible for one of these nifty music boxes. But their plan doesn't stop at just at the main product, it goes on to all the carrying cases, the iPod docking stations, the FM radio attachments and the horrible program, iTunes.
Stan: Hey man, can i see your iPod?
Joe: Dude, with all the money I put into this thing I'm not letting anyone touch it, not even me. It's locked in a safe in my basement with all its assesories I bought for it.
by benormous April 16, 2006
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