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ipods are devices used to listen to music. they are small, lightweight, easy to use, and very convenient. but, like all things, it has drawbacks. indeed, they are pricey, they do get scratched easily, and don't live up to the advertised battery life. But if you love music like i do and have an extremely large CD collection, they are the one of the most convenient electronic devices ever. The 30gb model(i own one) even plays music videos and movies. You can buy an fm adapter so you can listen wherever you drive, too. You can schedule events and set alarms to remind you of things. You can watch Sin City or that really hot Shakira video, all with one small gadget. The main drawback, however, is that they are now the "flavor of the week", so people who are NOT seeking to be cool/trendy, are mistakenly put in that group when they are seen with white earbuds. I mean, come on... when you think about it, ipods kick ass.
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Thw world's smallest form of penis compensation. Make sure you wear your white headphones everywhere you go while struting around in your tight pants and white belt while listening to the latest Hawthorne Heights song. Who cares if you have no class or taste, you're cool.
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I bought one of these with my saved money. iPods are a waste of space on earth.
1. It holds more songs than anyone will ever own in their lives. 2. It says 12 hour battery life, but lasts for dick hours 3. Limited rechargeable battery - there are only a certain amount of charges you can use and then you have to pay a bazillion dollars for a new god damn battery. 4. Covering scratches easily, and if you don't want the screen to look like a cat was trying to find drugs in it, you have to buy a 50 dollar rubber case that yellows with time. 5. So overpriced for such a piece of shit. $420.00 CDN for it alone, and then a 3-year warranty which bumped it up to $508.00. Seriously. Go die, Apple. "Holy crap, you have an iPod! That's so cool! How many songs does it hold?"
"Five thousand." "How many do you have on it?" "About 200." "Why the shit did you get a 20 GB then" "........I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you" |
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Everything wrong with western society contained within a small media player. Person A: OMG, dude! I just bought an ipod!
Person B: What, on purpose? |
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The Most Expensive way to listen to music. If have two options. Pay $10,000 to download 10,000 mp3's for Ipod, or pay $14.95 and download 10,000 mp3. hmmmm
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a topic on urbandictionary.com that has been used to discuss the pros and cons of ipods between viewers. Besides it is too expensive and the only reason it has more sales than any other is because people are stupid read all of the other entries to see what i mean
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An Apple Computer branded mp3 player with a large capacity solid state hard drive. Hey John... send me that new 1108 Thugz track so I can put it on my iPod.
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the same thing as a Creative Zen in all respects except it looks a little cooler and costs twice as much. -hey i got my 60 gig Ipod ofr just $500!
-you dumbass, I got my 60 gig zen for $250! |
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