IPO

Period of time in college where you get the sudden desire of smashing your laptop against the teacher's face.
Early symptoms include: Sleepiness, general irritation, need of throwing up after previous thoughts related to this word, sudden need of hitting someone pretty hard, etc...

In 5 minutes or so, he's definitely having IPO. Just look at his face, he could get no sleep last night for sure, and looks quite irritated.

by IPOpotamo April 25, 2022

IPO

"Initial Public Offering"
1. First Public Stock Release for a Company
2. Gaseous emission immediately before a bowel movement. (can signal an emergent situation)

1 (future)
Dan: (heading into meeting) I wonder if the boss is going to announce our company's IPO...You don't look so good.
Steve: Uh, I might be having an IPO of my own...if the air gets nasty in there, please don't look at me.

2 (present)
Mike: (smelling surroundings) Dude, was that you?
Jim: I think that was an IPO - I better find a toilet quickly.

by jtoy2112 July 26, 2011

IPO

initial public offering

verb: to make or facilitate an initial public offering of one's "services" on the open market

Dude, Goldman Sachs just IPO'd your mom in SOHO.

by pimp19104 October 25, 2007

IPO

Initial Penis Offering

How was the IPO?
It was fantastic. It exceeded my expectations.

by Muckman69 October 19, 2021

IPO

Intial pubic offering. the first time your girlfreind lets you shave her 'downstairs."

Dude, i toatally I-P-Oed this hippy chick last night!

by Tim April 27, 2004

IPO

Instant Piss Off

An IPO would be the water hose getting kinked, and now you have to walk all the way back around the house to unkink it. Anything that causes sudden annoyance.

by GardenHo August 15, 2010

IPO

Instant Peace Out! Getting out of a situation that you do not want to be in, or simply just peace someone out.

Yo, let's IPO this terrible and ugly person!

by Jmoney1 April 22, 2008