ipoop 

when you are in the act of deficating on a toilet and using your iphone at the same time sometimes causing someone to loose trake of time.

Mom: son, i was waiting in the car for you, what took you so long??

Son: sorry mom i had to ipoop

ipoop by jpoopg January 28, 2010

ipoop 

Ipad used for the sole purpose of entertaining you when you take a dump.

I took such a long dump yesterday that I had the time to get 3 stars in every Angry Birds level on my ipoop.

ipoop by L123. July 1, 2011

ipooped 

when you pooped and you said fucky skerplashish!!! oh no ho the poop.

ipooped.

ipooped by fuckyufuck May 22, 2023

iPoop 

The act of using your iPhone throughout the duration of taking a dump in order to turn "downtime" into "uptime" or to enhance the experience, stave off boredom etc.

Man I stumbled across the coolest website while I was taking an iPoop the other day.

iPoop by Timothin October 3, 2009

iPlop

To use your iPhone / iPod whilst on the toilet or (in unfortunate circumstances) to drop said iPhone / iPod in the toilet.

Guy 1: "The line is very echoey - where are you?"
Guy 2: "I'm in the toilet, it was a long one and I got bored. Thought i'd iPlop you"

or

{Depressed voice} "I was using the bathroom and my iPhone slipped out of my pocket. I couldn't grab it and had to watch it iPlop into the toilet!"

Similar to ipoop only more expensive!

iPlop by Stuey H(UK) June 25, 2009

ipoop 

ipoop is a term describing an elongated time spent on the toilet while going number two due to using an iphone.

Oh man that was such a good ipoop.

ipoop by Schyby June 3, 2009

iPlopophobia 

(n.) 1. The overwhelming fear that you will drop your iPhone into the toilet after taking a huge shit.

I can't even take my phone with me to the bathroom because of my severe iplopophobia.

iPlopophobia by I_am_lono February 27, 2015