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iPhone 3G S 

The third generation iPhone. It is twice as fast as the 3G including the internet speed and the phone itself. It also has a new camera that has auto focus and can now take videos. It looks identical to the iPhone 3G and comes in sizes 16GB, and 32GB. It will be released on June 19th, 09.
I got up at 4 am to get on the iPhone 3G S line.
iPhone 3G S by ethweg June 9, 2009
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iPhonegasm 

The unmitigated joy of having the latest iPhone 3G s, especially when using the newest features.
Cutting! Pasting! Videoing! I'm having an iPhonegasm!
iPhonegasm by zhrona August 6, 2009

iPhoneography 

1. A purely digital photographic process using Apple's iPhone camera as the primary tool, either as a hobby or simply out of fancy, in capturing and creating photographic images, which may or may not be edited from within the iPhone using built-in third-party applications or on the computer with full-fledged digital imaging software to approximate or appropriate the visual style of lomography or the Polariod, and then shared online via web upload or through email, or even as a printout.

2. The act or practice of snapping quick digital pictures and performing post-processing and sharing from within the mobile phone itself, not only with an iPhone camera, but also with all the other camera hardware and software of all other mobile phones of different makes, brands and models.
1. The art and technology of iPhone photography is iPhoneography.

2. The one who conducts iPhoneography is an iPhoneographer.

3. IPhoneography can be considered the new digital equivalent of lomography and Poloroid photography.
iPhoneography by dominiquejames February 23, 2010

iPhoneographer 

One who captures photos with an iPhone. Then edits, manipulates & presents them in a unique manner. This type of photography is also known as iPhoneography.
Sweet Cheeks Willie is an amazingly talented iPhoneographer.
iPhoneographer by hard2find4 October 13, 2009

iPhone 3G 

The New Apple iPhone That Steve Jobs, Released June 9, 2008 Witch Has Twice As Fast Speeds Than A Standard iPhone Due To 3G Networking And Is Cheaper Starting At $199 For A 8GB (200)
And $299 For A 16 GB ($300)
You Can Now Choose Between A White Backing And A Black Backing For The Product
This Product On July 11th Will Be Released To 72 Country's Including Canada , China , Japan , Mexico , Australia And Lots More,
+ Including GPS So It Will Know Exactly Where You Are Not Just By The Closest Cell Phone Towers And Wi-Fi Hotspots
But By Satellites
And Also At WWDC Jobs Announced Mobile Me So All Your Contact,Calendar,etc Data Will Be Automatically Synced To Your Mac
If You Have .Mac You Will Get A Automatic Upgrade To This Service
But For Those Who Don't Already Can Get A 60 Day Trial
Guy 1, I Went To Apples WWDC It Kicked Ass! I Am Totally Gonna Get A iPhone 3G On July 11th

Guy 2, Im Not Im Fine With My LG

Guy 1, Ur SOOOO Last Year

Guy 2, Shut up you fanboy the only reason you are getting a iPhone 3G is because steve jobs brainwashed you into buying it

Guy 1, STFU
iPhone 3G by HTM June 13, 2008

IPhone 3g 

The Greatest Technologically advanced Piece of equipment out there right now. We the People who bought the First 3G Knew it would have all the Bugs kicked out one thing JOBS did right... If your a technology whore like i am or just want a high quality piece of equipment... Run for an Iphone... It has the Best of all worlds People hate on it, Which only makes me love mine more... Let the cheapskates and Technology Incompetent keep talking shit about this phone more...
Guy 1. "I waited 13.5 Hours for my Iphone 3g"
Girl:"Thats Stupid What a waste of money"*Im hating myself on the inside so I gotta Hate on the New Hotness*
Guy 2:" Yeah Thats lame I dont really have any beef with the phone I just wouldnt know what I was doing with it... So I gotta be a bitch and agree with all the broke MThrFkrs that use Cricket and boost...*Chirp* Hold up its the moms...
Guy1: You guys are both Sippin on da Haterade You need to stop being Iphakers and Grow the Fuck Up. Anyone who hates on me and My phone is just acting HaBITCHual...

Guy 2: Wheres your Video Camera? Wheres your V-Cast?

Girl1: What About the: 1. AT&T network (90% of friends and my entire family is on Verizon)
2. Contract price (~$82/month).
3. Expensive to replace if broken.
Guy1:My REasons to get an Iphone

1. I’m a mac user. The phone would sync everything for me.
2. One device. One thing to carry.
3. Boredom solver.
4. Awesome web browser.
5. I’m out of contract and other phones are not as appealing.
6. The Apps Store promises some free downloads. Pay once for some cool extra.
7. Roll over minutes on AT&T network.
8. More stuff is being developed for it.
Guy 2: I can Play MonKey Ball on this? IM about to jizz in my pants! Way Cooler than my POS Chocolate *Runs To Store To Buy One*

Guy 1: What a NoobSauce...

iPhoneGoggles 

The resolution on most smartphones is poor enough that it can simulate beer goggles. Hence, it is possible to think someone is hot based on the picture on your phone, but in real life you wouldn't fuck them with a borrowed dick.
*checks email on phone* Wow, this chick is smokin hot.

*Checks email on PC* Holy Shit?! My goddamned iPhoneGoggles did it again- she's butt ugly!
iPhoneGoggles by Gowaduv January 7, 2010