...seriously, that's it.
Person 2: I'm pretty sure my iPod touch and your iPhone are the exact same thing, only more portable...
Person 1: ...did you say something? STEVE JOBS<3
'We broke up after she told me I was nothing but an iPad'
'The iPad announcement was a huge iPad'
Barry: Kindle? You still stuck on him? I thought iPad killed Kindle before it even had a chance to reach pre-school.
Jean: Ya, I know, that sure was a waste of $300. iPad is so guilty in the case of Kindle's murderer. Kindle is now resting in peace with Palm Pilot, VCR and Projection TV in Techno Heaven.
It holds up to 10 Hours of soaking life, and has a brilliant touch interface that makes it easier than ever for users.
Including Apples latest A4 chip, it has accelerometers to control flow and a light sensitivity chip to adjust light for users at any time of the day or night.
The iPad introduces a brand new media entertainment front to its users. With built in speakers and brilliant display, if it's that time of the month you can still keep your man entertained with movies music and full access to the internet.
Starting at 500 USD, the iPad will be the latest girl accessory, with third-party developers already looking at writing apps for more comfort, control, reliability and entertainment.
'Oh yeah? What's it like?'
'Man you gotta have a go at one of these iPad's! So absorbent, so entertaining, so long lasting! Steve Jobs really has done it this time!'