Normal Person: Why didn't you save $100 and get a kindle, nook, or nexus?
Apple Fan: It's Apple!!!!!
Normal Person: Buys $200 tablet
Alan: Loser. Might as well be a iPod Touch!
Nathaniel: It is much bigger than an iPod Touch, and has the second-longest battery life in all of the 5-8 inch tablets.
Nathaniel: Galaxy Note II.
Alan: Ah. Well.... hmm.
Dude Two: "You fail, oh so hard..."