extreme ironing 

The latest danger sport that combines the thrills of an extreme outdoor activity with the satisfaction of a well pressed shirt. Invented 1997 in England, and had the first world Championships in Germany.

This guy gets bonus points for the style he showed during that Alpine section.

extreme ironing by Iron Awe March 24, 2004

Ironing board booty 

A very flat bottom. One you could almost iron a shirt on.

Damn, she got that ironing board booty

Ironing board booty by D4/^1d July 28, 2015

ironing 

Deliberate substitution for irony. Stems from a quote by Bart Simpson in the episode "Grift of the Magi". Rarely appears outside the phrase he uttered: "the ironing is delicious".

Bart: Lisa's in trouble. Ha! The ironing is delicious.
Lisa: The word is "irony".
Bart: Huh?

ironing by LAN.gnome April 22, 2004

Ironing Board 

When A Girls Chest Is So Flat You Can Iron On It

Me(Legend)"Shit, I've Went On Holiday Without My Ironing Board!"
Nicky Westside"Ah Thats Ok Lois Is Over There You Can Use Hers"
Lois"OWWWWW!"

Ironing Board by KillaKydawgMasterMix December 8, 2010

Seventh Inning Stretch 

When you are at a sports bar and about 3/4 through the game your girl starts to get a little fidgety and horny so she reaches under the table and gives your scrotum a long, stretching tug letting you know it's almost game time.

I had to walk away from the no hitter on tv last night. The seventh inning stretch was too good and had to hit it and quick.

Seventh Inning Stretch by Eaton Holgoode March 3, 2017

Ironing from home 

A working arrangement where one interupts the domestic chores every 5 minutes to push the mouse a quarter inch, or glance at your inbox, hence giving the impression of doing some actual work work.

Look at the mess in my house! It's a good job I'm ironing from home tomorrow so I can get tidied up.

Ironing from home by Xyloph October 11, 2011

ironing board 

an insult to a woman with no breasts

whatever u say ironing board chest!
flat as an ironing board

ironing board by devilboy December 2, 2004