Inverted Vagina

Often confused with the micropenis, an inverted vagina resembles a penis, but is much shorter. The inverted vagina is commonly found on males, however, it can be observed on both genders. It is a common misconception that the inverted vagina still acts as a vagina. Despite its name, the inverted vagina enjoys being the penetrator. WARNING: During intercourse, the inverted vagina has been known to infiltrate the penis and destroy the penis from the inside. USE CAUTION WHEN PLAYING WITH INVERTED VAGINA. KEEP AWAY FROM EYES, MOUTH AND SMALL CHILDREN.

"Check out Cole's micropenis"
"No way dude, that is an inverted vagina, I don't fuck with them."

Inverted Vagina by Zt2 April 16, 2015

Inverted Voice 

The funny sounding voice you get when you talk only breathing in. Some people get a high pitched inverted voice and some people get a deep sounding inverted voice.

You can try the inverted voice like this, just keep talking and talking without stopping to take a breath, when you breathe in just keep talking and that is the inverted voice. Its really really fun, you should try.

Inverted Voice by laceypanties1988 February 14, 2012

inverted viper 

the sexual act of putting ones thumb in to the vagina of a woman and the other four fingers in to her anus.

"Jen must be a real slut, she asked Sean to pull the inverted viper on her."

inverted viper by rwcjackass12345 June 30, 2009

Inverted Vagina

An extremely rare condition in which the vagina is upside down and somehow fused with the asshole.

"Watch out for her, I hear she's got an inverted vagina. My friend said she even pooped out his ass baby last year."

Inverted Vagina by Ali The Vagina Expert January 11, 2008

Inverted Date 

A date that begins with sex, and then proceeds to the traditional dating activities (e.g. dinner, drinks, show, dancing); as opposed to the traditional order of dating where the activities lead up to the ultimate objective of sex at the end of date. Causes much confusion as the original purpose of the date no longer seems to exist.

She surprised me with an inverted date; I was totally confused and disoriented for the rest of the night.

Inverted Date by RayRayBeLove November 21, 2013

inverted devil's horns 

Using the inverted or upside down devil's horns has 2 meanings. Most often seen at Goth and Industrial shows or in Gothic night clubs, it is used as it resembles Vampire fangs and to say "metal sucks". Both relaying to those around you that you simultaneously support the Goth scene (though most Goths detest the Vampire scene, the gesture is used tongue in cheek) and condemn the metal scene, or those who confuse the two. It began as a backlash against new comers to the Goth scene (or neos) who don't understand that Goth exists not as a compliment to the metal scene, but as it's antithesis.

Wow, man. That scary guy looked at my Manson shirt and gave me the inverted devil's horns like he was irritated. I don't get it.

inverted devil's horns by MkMrcr March 15, 2010

Inverted Chode 

When you have a chode so small that it's actively intruding into the body; in other words, a vagina.

Did you know that Noah has an inverted chode?

Inverted Chode by BigChode69420 January 20, 2023