Emily- Yeah me and my boyfriend are trying the inverted flower pot technique!
2 years later
Chris- Where have you been???
Emily- We were doing the inverted flower pot, I told you that?
...... Chris- How was it then??
Emily- It was amazing, it was some of the best sex i ever had!
Chris- Really? I heard that it was boring?
Emily- It was, but trust me it was so worth it.
Chris- Were you having sex this whole time?
Emily- Well you see a normal "plant" takes about 6 months to 50 years to grow so the fact that it only took 2 years for him to finish is so fast!! I think it has to do with all the "water" we got from our friends but who knows.