Inventing Gibberish 

Verb.

When you think of such a good word or phrase and no one else thinks its good, but you ask Urban Dictionary to add it and they approve.

Alec: Bro, Kelly called me stupid so I called her a 'gir-ass' (like a giraffe) and everybody was laughing and saying it was stupid but it just blew up on Urban.

Gene: Stop inventing Gibberish.

Inventing Gibberish by finnrmyman November 2, 2022

Stop inventing 

Get out of here with your bs ideas
Get lost with your absurd ideas

“Carlos give 10 car lengths to Charles”

“Please don’t ask these things; stop inventing”

Stop inventing by F1fan July 5, 2022

special investigation branch 

The undercover investigative element of the British Royal Military Police. An organisation that is supposed to blend into the wider military community to mirror the effect that CID provide to civil police. In reality it is populated by a bunch of barely literate mouth breathers who spend all day taking screenshots of Facebook and being outsmarted by even the slowest witted squaddie. Most likely military group to be Swingers.

In Special Investigation Branch office:
SIB: "Look sunshine, we know you did it, confess or else"
Perp: "I didn't do it"
SIB: "Oh, you sure? Well, you'd better get out of here, we'll be watching you"
Perp: "L8rs"

special investigation branch by Bumsnorkler March 15, 2019

investigate my hole 

What two guys say to each other,that like one another.

"Hey,Mike."...."Let's go out tonight,and when we get home,you can investigate my hole."

investigate my hole by jim6471 June 8, 2018

incesting 

committing incest on a regular basis.

having sex with your mom on a regular basis would be considered incesting

incesting by Baybee Becky October 20, 2008

Government Supported Private Investigator 

A Government Supported Private Investigator means to sneak into a crime base and steal evidence to charge all criminals for their crimes.

You achieved the rank of: Government Supported Private Investigator

Government Supported Private Investigator by NovumPhoenixDuck September 24, 2020

Insexting 

To send a sexual text message, or explicit picture of ones-self to a member of your immediate family.

Kid: hey mom look at my dick! (then picture)
Mom: Stop insexting me your father might catch us!

Insexting by 1011010101293 October 28, 2010