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Forced Invitation 

When you hear your (Friend,Family Member) talking about going to a activity.But you aren't invited until you show up to the conversation and they have to invite you or else it would be awkward.
Hey man you guys are gonna go the movie or something i heard you guys talking?

Yeah man do you want to go with us? - "It would be awkward if i don't invite him damn this is a forced invitation"
Forced Invitation by NotEren4Head October 6, 2018
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Awkward Infatuation 

That awkward moment when you realise & accept that you have a crush on/fancy someone who you reeeeeeaaalllllyy shouldn't, ie a teacher or a member of your best mates' family. Similar to but not the same as crushing on a celebrity... With celebrities it's usually fine, but with teachers...

People experiencing Awkward Infatuation are often between the ages of 11 & 18, & common signs are wanting to impress them, either excessively talkative /shy around them, wanting to always be near or around them, overly looking forward to seeing them & to some extent maybe feeling a certain amount of sexual attraction to said person.

When/if said person finds out (& you usually hope they never do) they may be fine with it but most often they will feel embarrassed & will shun any further contact with you.
Girl: OMG I think i may have an Awkward Infatuation with our French teacher, he is really hot & so funny!

Friend: So that's why you spend so much time around him then. Give the poor guy a break he must be sick of you by now. You practically live in that classroom.

Teacher: ...

awkward..!
Awkward Infatuation by BadAssGirl December 22, 2013

standing invitation

an invitation that says one is always welcome.
You have a open/standing invitation to visit us any time.
standing invitation by srnand June 18, 2017

Diva Invitation 

1.When someone needs to be invited individually to a party several times and possibly, gushed over, and then you wished that they never were invited at all.
2. A person not able to accept or acknowledge a group invitation.
3. There will be Drama
Diva Invitation
Guy 1: Did you invite her to the party?
Guy 2: Yeah, I invited everyone !
Guy 1: yeah, but you know that Chick needs a Diva Invitation to show up at a party.
Diva Invitation by MikeGO November 8, 2007

Inanimate Insanity Invitational 

The third season of II (Inanimate Insanity). It was created by AnimationEpic. This fictional reality show contains 18 contestants. Half are debuters and the other half are veterans.
Alright, with our teams assembeled, it's time for the first challenge. This is inanimate Insanity. Seasonnnnnn.... 1, 2, 3, go!

-MePhone from Inanimate Insanity Invitational

invidation 

When a guy invites a girl to an event she really wants to go to, ending up in a possible one date scenario that the girl would never say yes to under any other circumstance.
Girl: I just got an invidation from Peter to go to Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Playoff.
Friend: Don't you hate that guy.
Girl: yeah, but they're great seats.
invidation by Muntzzz September 12, 2011