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Interlake High School 

Ilake is located in the "ghetto" Lake Hills area of Bellevue. School colors are blue and white, a fact long forgotten by the student body, and the mascot is Bernie the Saint Bernard following a complaint that the school mascot (the "Saints") was too religious and separation of church and state yada yada.

Tons of Asians commute from the Newport Hills/Somerset areas for the gifted IB program. Interlake has phenomenal academics. Ridiculous pressure to succeed results in a cutthroat environment mostly amongst the IB kids who are known for staying up until 5AM jacked on Red Bull and Adderall cramming their twelfth hour of homework for their 23095 required IB classes. IHS is one of two schools in the world that allows you to get your IB diploma a year early and consequently spend your senior year taking a combination of college classes, slacker classes (e.g. AP Stats, and Drawing and Painting), and an internship (writing legal opinions for WA state justices...or cooking fries at Five Guys).

Sports suck. Music is decent, but despite the number of great musicians at IHS, most don't do music because they don't have room in their schedule since they take AP Chem as an elective. Robotics, DECA, FPS, math, chess, etc. rock. Incidentally, the same 30 kids seem to comprise all of the above activities.

Getting over the preponderance of socially awkward Asians is always a barrier to entry, but if you enjoy learning, come to Interlake and we can guarantee you will not by junior year.
Jess: "We should plan our team sleepover."
Kate: "Well, we can't do Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, or Fridays, because I have school from 3AM to midnight. I can't do weekends either because I'm doing homework for Monday."
Jess: "Oh right, you go to Interlake High School."

"Interlake is so bad at football, they painted their track the color of their rival school. Good thing they whoop Sammamish's ass in every academic aspect ever..."
Interlake High School by IB Dead September 15, 2012
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Interlaken is by definition a word you can use in place of any other word in a sentence pretty much anywhere ever. Most commonly used in mountainous areas such as the Swiss alps
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Forced Interlace

When you're walking alongside a date, and, without your consent, they hold your hand with the fingers interlaced with one another as a gesture to claim you as theirs. A public display of "I'm in a relationship with this person." Especially relevant when you are in the early stages of dating, and one party isn't sure how they feel about the other, so it's incredibly uncomfortable and awkward.
"How was your date last night?" "It was alright, but she totally did a Forced Interlace on me! I tried to block her and tighten my hand up, but she was relentless... so we held hands the rest of the way to the train. Gah!"

Interlaced 

When two people hold hands and "interlace" fingers to form a bond so strong that nobody can break it.
With their fingers interlaced for 61 day, John and Chelsea have become one.
Interlaced by Double Downs June 30, 2011

interlace 

A common way to compress video. Each frame of an interlaced video signal shows every other horizontal line of the image. As the frames are projected onto the screen, the video signal alternates between showing even and odd lines. When it is done really fast, around “60” frames per second, the video image looks smooth to the human eye!
As soon as they figured out how to interlace the after school film, it came into crystal clear focus!
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Interlake High School.
The ONLY non-slut/druggie/gang/bitchy/gang-banger school in the bellevue school district.
is overloaded with smart-ass prism kids.
has some chill people.
has an unreasonably large supply of fuckin hot ass juniors as of 2008-2009 school year.
"there are no sluts at interlake, except for @#$%^&*()"
interlake by naturalflavorsbabyyyy December 22, 2008
Interlake High School, home of the Saints, is located in Bellevue, Washington. It is the only school in the district offering the prestigious IB program. It is known for its top notch drill and basketball teams. It is currently going through some construction but the result will be the most "kick ass" school anyone has every witnessed.
Where can I find IB in Bellevue?
Certainly not at Bellevue High, only at Interlake of course.
Interlake by aznballa January 3, 2005